Chat thread v2.0

[pickley]

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/a/ confirmed.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[pickley]

They weren't talking about Galil, don't use the military version. It doesn't fit.

Use this next time.
What the fuck did you just fucking say my slut, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rape Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Iliasport, and I have raped over 300 shota warriors. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top succubus in the entire succubi forces. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will rape you the fuck out with pleasure the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Horanet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of monsters across the world and your semen is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that rapes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Monster lord’s army and I will use it to its full extent to rape your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pleasure all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Il say whatever I got damn want

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

[pickley]

Ugh, looks like im only getting an hour and a half sleep today. God fucking damnit.

[An-Tuirseach]

Is steam dead for anyone else? Oh, and we fell off the first page of fun stuff.

[Digglett]

Is steam dead for anyone else? Oh, and we fell off the first page of fun stuff.

I was going to post this too.

[Skelington]

Hnnnnng.
All seasons need more Yuuko and Rea and corpse tits.

[Digglett]

Is this too lewd?

[An-Tuirseach]

I was going to post this too.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Im9IH.gif[IMG]

I think you've linked that before, or something similar.

Is this too lewd?

Not lewd enough.

Wow I can see everything
Infraction inc.

Yeah, but you can't see what really matters.

[Digglett]

Wow I can see everything

Infraction inc.

Miggy pls

[Skelington]

Yeah, but you can't see what really matters.

Skin is useless.
I'm already so wet.

[An-Tuirseach]

Skin is useless.
I'm already so wet.

I never said that's what really matters, did I?

I would bone it.

Are you proud of that? Are you proud of that sentence?

[Nutshell]

I guess some things should really stay in the Steam chat instead of being posted...

[An-Tuirseach]

I guess some things should really stay in the Steam chat instead of being posted...

Well, they might be all still in steam chat. It died on me, though ;n;

[Skelington]

I never said that's what really matters, did I?

What else can't you see besides flesh?

[An-Tuirseach]

What else can't you see besides flesh?

Her skull, of course.

[Skelington]

Her skull, of course.

I can settle.

[gunner_recall]

This thread is too lewd. I demand it be locked.

[An-Tuirseach]

This thread is too lewd. I demand it be locked.

I think it's not lewd enough and should remain open.

[pickley]

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You are one lewd dewd

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>me
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You need to relax