Would You Rather Have an Alien Invasion or A Zombie Apocalypse?

[Nihilist74]

Zombies are boring. Aliens would be more mysterious. We might be able to jack some of the aliens technology and reverse engineer it.

[Powerogue]

Zombies are slow and we've been prepping for that for far, far longer. Aliens might have some superweapon like a giant magnifying glass they just put into orbit around us that magnifies the sun and fries us all like ants.

[LiiLoSNK]

But the aliens would just die of flu or some such and that's that, and some free tech to boot.

Not if they wore space suits or stocked up on cold medicine.

[Ciddy]

The survivors would have a better chance in a zombie apocalypse. In most cases, zombies are mindless and aren't as much of a threat unless they overwhelm you with numbers (ie, one of the "zombie herds" in Walking Dead) or just surprise you.

In an alien invasion, the survivors (if there even are any) would be made slaves or something, and they certainly wouldn't be able to fight back.

[teddytous]

Why not both? Fight aliens with zombies....

Fuck... I think I just thought up the next hit TV show/game.... BRB.

[Torgent]

Anyone who says aliens just wants to see something cool before they die. Zombies we would stand a chance against. Aliens we would likely be severely outmatched technologically.

[Aoyi]

Aliens that were set on invading would wipe the floor with us. Anything with sufficiently advanced tech that was warlike would easily wipe us out. Hell, even if we shot one of their ships down, that ship would contain biohazards that our species had no defenses for unless it was incinerated on impact. I'd take zombies over that any day.

[Wyrt]

Zombies would be significantly easier to defeat and would never lead to an actual apocalypse.

[Deleted]

if they are fast zombies like 28 days later/dawn of the dead ect i would shit my pants, fuck that, alien invasion

[Deleted]

Alien invasion. Who knows? Maybe the aliens are intelligent and simply want to colonise our planet. They might let me live if I comply. Zombies are just retards who want to eat your brains and will stop at nothing to do so.

Aliens could end up doing good for us and even bring us new technology, but zombies are just zombies.

[Deleted]

Its kinda a no-brainer. No pun intended. Zombies we can deal with. Quite easily even.

Aliens might want to melt us all into pink paste and if they have tech that allowed them to come here, theres nothing we could do about it really.

[Bapestar]

if they are fast zombies like 28 days later/dawn of the dead ect i would shit my pants, fuck that, alien invasion

Yea everyone assumes the zombies will be slow and dumb lol.

[Taeldorian]

It all depends on the circumstance. If zombies invaded, is whatever made them into zombies contagious if we're following all those movies/shows? Or is it just that zombies are invading and we all get to attempt to survive, rather than a majority of everyone getting turned having no chance at surviving?

I talk too much though so I'm just going to say zombies.

[Putin-Chan]

Zombies. Just stay somewhere remote and well hidden with a few trustworthy, armed people, and with some sort of farm for food and you're fine.

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Why not both? Fight aliens with zombies....

Fuck... I think I just thought up the next hit TV show/game.... BRB.

Pirate aliens versus zombie ninjas. The battle to end all battles.

[Immitis]

Lets consider both inevitable for the sake of argument (I know you guys too well).

Which would you rather have happen?

you can fuck an alien without a condom, cant do that with a zombie lest you want zombaids

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Zombies would be significantly easier to defeat and would never lead to an actual apocalypse.

unless the virus was airborn, even if it was like walking dead where you only turn after you die thats still millions of people dying every single day all over the world.

[Fat Mac]

i feel this question is so important that if aliens showed up on the white house lawn and we got to ask one question it would be " alien invasion or zombie apocalypse?"

[madethisfor1post]

Pirate aliens versus zombie ninjas. The battle to end all battles.

Just when you least expected it; Lizardmen Vikings!

[JCD000]

For survivial, zombies. But I'd love to see what alien tech looks like.

[Putin-Chan]

Just when you least expected it; Lizardmen Vikings!

Then come robot gladiators!

[Retlul]

bring on the Zombies!