That is actually one of my six cats, btw, thanks for noticing My virginity is doing fine. By the looks of your posts, I estimate I lost it about 8 years before you were born. And I sense a bit of jealousy about my post count. Don't worry, once you start working, you'll have time to post during work hours, just like me! Well, that depends on your job, but working in IT gives plenty of time to make short posts like this
I hope your rage subsides after spewing it here. If not, please continue! It's always nice to read. Puts a smile on my face and laughing is healthy!