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    100x100 foot is easy peasy. It's when the net is only a foot off the ground that things get complicated.

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    Sounds fun. I take it he'll be wearing a wing suit or something? Otherwise his insides will probably burst out of his orifices and coat his loved ones the second he hits the net.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Wouldn't the acceleration shred him to bits?
    No, by changing body positions in the air you can "slow" your decent/speed it up.
    Terminal velocity/Surface area/Wind speed can be adjusted mid ...plummet.

    Good luck to this guy, there is NO way I would dice this , even with a wing suit I would still want a chute on...juuuuuuust in case.
    Then again I only have a few hundred "free" jumps and even more "static line" ones to my credit so...my mindset is obviously different than his.

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    Sure will hurt when he hits that net, if he does that is (Then it definately would, not that he would feel anything)

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    I heard about this this morning and immediately thought whatever

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    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igi View Post
    What could possibly go wrong?
    net strung too tight and he gets sliced into man fries.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJoe View Post
    Not sure where he is getting 10's from.


    Article only says thousands.


    Its just what the woman said is all.

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    I hope he also considered the rebounce. I'm pretty sure the direction of the bounce back up will be harder to control than the initial fall. It would suck for him to hit the net somewhat of center, only to get subsequently thrown of the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Wouldn't the acceleration shred him to bits?
    No? You don't pop your chute right when you jump normally either. You usually free fall for a good 30-45 seconds. Terminal velocity and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryntrollian View Post


    Its just what the woman said is all.

    That wasn't in the OP when I made my post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadoweye View Post
    Well... there are people out there that say you feel the most alive the moments before you die. Maybe they are just looking for that moment of life?
    These guys are drug addicts. Their drug of choice? Adrenaline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HBpapa View Post
    100x100 foot is easy peasy. It's when the net is only a foot off the ground that things get complicated.
    I take it you're an experienced extreme sports guy. And a math scholar to boot, impressive...
    I look forward to your vid on your badassness ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by smashorc View Post
    net strung too tight and he gets sliced into man fries.....
    Note to self: always put "/sarcasm" on mmo-champion.

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    Its one thing to flirt with death via a parachute but 25,000ft with nothing but a safety net to stop you from being fertilizer is insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    I hope natural selection reminds me of its existence shortly.
    Natural selection? kek... I guess you are hoping to be struck by lightning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonnusthegreat View Post
    Tens of thousands of jumps? That's like 3 jumps per day for 20 years at minimum. I call BS.
    Does it matter? We get to witness an idiot ram his head into the ground at close to mach speed if we're lucky...

    I love Darwin sometimes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slime View Post
    Natural selection? kek... I guess you are hoping to be struck by lightning?
    Umm..no?

    You don't know what natural selection is? I know Darwin isn't a popular figure across the pond, but still....really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slant View Post
    Does it matter? We get to witness an idiot ram his head into the ground at close to mach speed if we're lucky...

    I love Darwin sometimes...
    If only it was mach speed.... his max speed will probably only about 100-120 mph. And if he widens himself out enough before impact, itll probably only be about 80-90 mph hit in to the safety net.
    No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadoweye View Post
    If only it was mach speed.... his max speed will probably only about 100-120 mph. And if he widens himself out enough before impact, itll probably only be about 80-90 mph hit in to the safety net.
    Oh true, he's got those gliding wings... bugger, I thought we'd have some awesome headdive. Here's hoping for his wings to fail. A nasty part of me wants to see this stupid stunt being punished as hard as possible. I'm all for extreme sports and going down insane slopes on mountains, but this... just stupid. He's not even proving anything. That jump from the edge of space? Much more impressive. This dude is basically asking the world to witness how big his balls are. Can't respect that.
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