London 'fellatio cafe' planned near Paddington station by Geneva businessman

[Fenixdown]

What would the ladies get paid? A percentage based on their clients? Would they have to finish? Would they have to "properly" finish? If not, is someone else being paid for custodial maintenance or do the ladies have to take care of that themselves?

I need more information. Because reasons.

[Eleccybubb]

Is Fellatio a kind of coffee or something?

[Dezerte]

Is Fellatio a kind of coffee or something?

It's called Fe Latte.

[Deleted]

What would the ladies get paid? A percentage based on their clients? Would they have to finish? Would they have to "properly" finish? If not, is someone else being paid for custodial maintenance or do the ladies have to take care of that themselves?

I need more information. Because reasons.

Well, theres probably a time limit or something. Or if you cant get wood after 15 minutes or something.

[izayoi80]

Isn't the most important question overlooked...

Is the coffee included in that £50 price?

[Deleted]

Is Fellatio a kind of coffee or something?

Yes. I suggest you go to your local coffee shop and ask for a good Fellatio to the girl at the counter.
Let us know how it went.

[Deleted]

curious how they are planning to get around that brothel/pimping law.

perhaps all the girls are technically self employed or something?

[Racthoh]

this is hilarious.

[Cyberowl]

Isn't the most important question overlooked...

Is the coffee included in that £50 price?

More like is the fellatio included in that £50 price.

London prices I tellya!

I can't see how this will get approved though without some blowjob condoms or something. And who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to sip a hot coffee when you are getting a blowjob.

[willtron]

y tho?

I've never thought 'you know what this coffee is missing? A beej'

It's one of those you're thinking so hard about if it can be done, you forget should it be done? But then again, every day we drift a little further from gods light, so I'm not surprised.

[Self Inflicted Wounds]

I don't see anything inherently wrong with this, nor do I see why womens rights groups would care.

[Deleted]

More like is the fellatio included in that £50 price.

London prices I tellya!

I can't see how this will get approved though without some blowjob condoms or something. And who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to sip a hot coffee when you are getting a blowjob.

the real question is solo booths / small rooms or is it an actual cafe where you can just see everybody else and the ladies under the tables everywhere.

[LiiLoSNK]

the real question is solo booths / small rooms or is it an actual cafe where you can just see everybody else and the ladies under the tables everywhere.

I believe the scientific term would be "jack shacks".

[Woadnson]

Coked up foreign executive has epiphany about a BJ cafe. All the UK executives "showing him a good time" snigger behind their hands and egg him on.

That's about as positive as I can get about a story that could easily end up propping up the slave industry in London. Theresa May will firebomb the place herself.

[Belize]

Is that a coffee with cream..?

Craime freche.

[Deleted]

At this point on this site I can no longer tell if people are trolling or being serious.

This is a fantastic idea and I hope a cafe like this comes out in Australia and if my wife can join in under the table as well.

Well, it's an example of Poe's Law.

[Eleccybubb]

Yes. I suggest you go to your local coffee shop and ask for a good Fellatio to the girl at the counter.
Let us know how it went.

What if it's a guy serving?

[Deleted]

Just because a business has a target audience, doesn't make them "afraid of homosexuality." Yes, that's what homophobic means.

Yeah but SJWs never come out of their lairs so don't expect them to know anything about the real world

[Surfd]

Anyone else spot this gem?

But Rachel Krys, co-director of the End Violence Against Women Foundation, which is in favour of decriminalising prostitutes but not their clients or pimps, said the venue would be highly unlikely to get permission to open.

Seriously radical feminisim. This is why nobody takes you bloody nutjobs seriously. You want to de-criminalize prostitutes. But at the same time, you want using their services to remain a crime? WTF. What the hell is the point in that case? The pimps i get. But the rest of it? Absolutely fucking stupid.

[Aeula]

Seems like a good idea. I've always wanted to see whore houses legalised. Think of the tax we could impose on them!