Hoo, it's over - Kalecgos said it with both relief and sadness in his voice.
Indeed, the first season of the most popular show, which Kalecgos is host of, reached it's end.
Hmm, what is it? - he thought noticing a piece of paper lying on the table.
It was a letter:
Meet me at the fountain, you won't regret it.
xelA
Xela? I don't know any Xe... - and then he was enlightened -
Alex!
Kalecgos didn't wait any longer as he always looks amazing, or at least that's what he thinks, and went straight from his room into fountain's direction.
He didn't make more than 10 steps when a white bird dropped a linen bag that fell on his head.
What the... - he couldn't finish because he lost consciousness. Before it happened, he felt his hands shackled from behind.
Some time has passed and Kalec woke up cuffed and tied to a chair in a place much hotter and much more humid than Dalaran.
His thoughts were chaotic -
Am I kidnapped?,
What do they want from me?,
No, no... perhaps it's Alex, she likes...
Surprise! - a loud shout interrupted man's reflections.
Lunatara, Snowraven! So I'm not kidnapped by psychos, I've been kidnapped by groupies! My fantasy... wait - Kalec stopped because he noticed two men standing behind him - Are those males necessary?
You fool. We're not your groupies! - Snowraven's, usually very toned and calm, voice was filled with irritation.
Calm down - Lunatara said to her friend - It's a surprise party for you. To celebrate the first season finale - she clarified.
Oh. And I guess Alex won't be here? - the main guest asked severely dissapointed.
She still doesn't want to know you after you showed a certain piece of diary to the world - this explanation was made by one of the two men staying behind the chair, Soulwind, who looked like Snowraven's twin brother.
Rrright.
But - Kalec continued - how have you come into possession of my anti-magic cuffs?
I'm glad you asked! - a high, cute voice said.
Lotus Victorya? Is that you? - The dragon, currently in his human form, wanted to make sure as he couldn't see her anywhere around.
The voice was coming from a strange looking device held by second male, an indistinctive human clothed in multiple shades of gray, Roudene.
It is interdimensiouniversal radio, bookah - Asura explained -
I'm sorry I can't be in Steam Pools with you but I'm very busy selling stuff I've sto... I mean, I'm in Lion's Arch pricechecking the items I've borrowed from you.
But...
You did. This brief memory loss is probably a side effect of the spell Snowraven used to put you to sleep - Lotus answered before the former aspect of magic finished the question.
We reserved the whole Steam Pools just for us - Lunatara changed the topic when an enchanted by her table full of delicious food prepared by Gordon Tramsay and bottles filled with something that looked like blue juice whooshed in front of the famous celebrity.
I appreciate that but I would be even more grateful if you untied me.
Oh, sure - the male night elf, who cuffed and tied Kalecos in the first place, started to fulfil the wish.
Waiting for his release, the host asked his friends about his show.
I've heard that Sylvanas (or was it Sylvansa?) was dissapointed with Vereesa's score - Roudene was first to answer -
She had her hopes high that her sister would be at the absolute bottom, thousand yards under Med'an.
Everybody chuckled.
He's right. She spammed Vereesa's Azebook's wall with hateful comments saying that she feeded on her popularity and the name of Windrunner - the present in voice only person added -
My device senses an anomaly around you.
The warning came too late.
Wild Jaina appeared!
Jaina, honey, what are you doing here? - both surprised and frightened Kalecgos dared to ask.
What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here? I'm waiting for you with a dinner and you... you...
You see, my friends made a party for me to celebrate the end of my show's first season - he tried to calm his "honey" down.
Oh really? So it's THIS kind of party - lady Proudmoore pointed at the cuffs.
My magic will tear you apart!
bzz can't hear shh. buzz shh some distortions - these noises coming from the radio were the last sounds to be heard before the entire area was blasted by a huge arcane explosion.
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And this place, students, has used to be a famous resort before it was closed over three months ago, after a tragedy.
Mr. Jones, what exactly happened here?
The blue dragon, Kalecgos, along with 4 other brave heroes, fought against a fierce dreadlord. Lady Proudmoore didn't make it in time and the only thing she could do was to burn the bodies so the fel contamination doesn't spread. Or at least that's what she said. But there is no reason not to believe her, right? - Harrison looked at his students' faces and moved forward.