You should join the KKK.
I hear they're always in need of wizards and dragons.
You should join the KKK.
I hear they're always in need of wizards and dragons.
your power is that you will be able to befriend and ride unicorns (and thus become a brony.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn
also you may be chosen to be sacrified to a dragon or volcano goddess, watch out.
Not to be nosy but how does one go about dating someone for a year and not having sex? Were you guys young, or were you just not all that attracted to her? I've never had a situation where we're not tearing each other's clothes off within the first three dates...
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Well to unlock your special abilities after leveling up to 30 you have to start the quest chain at the wizard temple near your local inn. Not to give away too many spoilers but from what I've been told, the quest involves a special amulet and platinum-level Pornhub access.
You might have to fight a dragon or some shit too, idk.
your just jealous of our mighty fingers of death we get at 30.
http://www.gamebanshee.com/showshot....gerofdeath.jpg
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sounds like the typical draenei date.
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r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
i will never forgive you for this blizzard.
Please, Silvermoon City is basically a whore house/opium den.
Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode? George got smarter by not having sex.
Buddy here is the deal. Sex IS a form of enlightenment. if you don't a brand of something, don't bother with it.
I bet that if any girl even remotely will want to fuck him he'll do it
Does doing someone with a condom counts as losing virginity? I have had sex before but only with condoms so im not sure if it counts.
Level 34 Wizard here, nothing has changed at all. I even got curious and visited the Wizardchan board and read their rules, there is a lot more to being a Wizard than just being past the age of 30 and a virgin and I don't qualify as Wizard to them. *shrug*