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    Scientist claims to have created 'Hangover Free' Alcohol!

    A scientist claims he has created a Alcohol substitute that gives all the benefits of Alcohol with non of the toxicity that damages liver and gives us a hangover!


    http://www.bbc.com/news/health-37476416

    If this is truly true us Drinkers should raise a toast to no more headaches and feeling shitty in the morning!

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    I don't get hangovers so not an issue for me.

    If they can make alcohol that stops me turning into a massive cunt then i'll be impressed.

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    What is this "hangover" you speak of? I've never had one.

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    A hangover cure already exists, its called drinking water before bed so you do not wake up dehydrated.

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    Are they planning on calling it synthahol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    A hangover cure already exists, its called drinking water before bed so you do not wake up dehydrated.
    ^----this

    Unless it's going to hydrate you, there is no way. Just drink lots of water, Excedrin helps too since it has caffeine in it.

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    Hang overs are the last thing I worry about with alcohol. Just being drunk is pretty dangerous but it's also loads of fun. Hang overs are a nice reminder to not do it too often.

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    Be hangover free, but drop dead of side effects six months later!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renamename View Post
    A scientist claims he has created a Alcohol substitute that gives all the benefits of Alcohol with non of the toxicity that damages liver and gives us a hangover!


    http://www.bbc.com/news/health-37476416

    If this is truly true us Drinkers should raise a toast to no more headaches and feeling shitty in the morning!
    Annnnnnddddd welcome to people drinking more than they should due to no risk of a hangover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abracmike View Post
    Are they planning on calling it synthahol?
    Make it so.
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    North Korea did this months ago.

    Western imperialist pig dogs have nothing on science of those working for the glory of Great & Noble Leader.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    A hangover cure already exists, its called drinking water before bed so you do not wake up dehydrated.
    But then i have to wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    But then i have to wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss.
    Still better than waking up with a desert in your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steik View Post
    I don't get hangovers so not an issue for me.

    If they can make alcohol that stops me turning into a massive cunt then i'll be impressed.
    Probably not the booze to blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    Probably not the booze to blame.
    Well considering i'm a nice well mannered person when not drinking. I'm going to have to go with it is the booze. Thanks the the input though

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    Probably not the booze to blame.
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    Synthihol from Star Trek?
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    Non hangover alcohol releases - productivity down, everyone is drunk.
    Following year - everyone has cancer, synthetic alcohol possibly to blame
    Following year - science confirms cancer caused by synthetic alcohol
    Following year - cancer causing agents removed from synthetic alcohol, Andrew WK named president. Declares first World Party War with Russia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    But then i have to wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss.
    Just be a man and piss the bed like the rest of us alcoholics. That's for tomorrows you to handle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Droodid View Post
    Following year - cancer causing agents removed from synthetic alcohol, Andrew WK named president. Declares first World Party War with Russia.
    Nobody is going to get into a drinking war with Russia, it's unwinnable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Nobody is going to get into a drinking war with Russia, it's unwinnable.
    I bet Germany or Ireland could give them a run for their money.

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