FFS, Synthehol has no proper effects of alcohol. Just the taste and smell, although Scotty would disagree on that too.
All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side
“A man will contend for a false faith stronger than he will a true one,” he observes. “The truth defends itself, but a falsehood must be defended by its adherents: first to prove it to themselves and secondly, that they may appear right in the estimation of their friends.”
-The Acts of Pilate.
So they finally created the first kind of Synthehol? Awesome!
Warp Drive next please :3
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Synthehol
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"Only one human captain ever survived a battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me! You are in front of me! If you value your lives - be somewhere else!" - Delenn, Severed Dreams, Babylon 5
They arent even in the top 10:
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/w...y-country.html
I just moved onto alcohol free beer. Used to be fine, drink like a fish. Be the life of the party and not get a hangover. Since breaking the 30 barrier though i just get drunk, black out and become a douche. The alcohol free stuff aint as bad as i thought. Still hits that nice cold beer sweet spot.
This is a proto-synthehol, next steps will include making a counter-acting agent that instantly absorbs the synthehol molecules - if you suddenly need to report to the bridge. Then the next version can retain all the boisterousness while removing the mental impairments.