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    Quote Originally Posted by Dugraka View Post
    I bet Germany or Ireland could give them a run for their money.
    The Germans drink like nancy boys and the Irish talk a good game, but are no better than the rest of the British Isles.

    The Russians are on a different level.

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    FFS, Synthehol has no proper effects of alcohol. Just the taste and smell, although Scotty would disagree on that too.
    All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Droodid View Post
    Non hangover alcohol releases - productivity down, everyone is drunk.
    Following year - everyone has cancer, synthetic alcohol possibly to blame
    Following year - science confirms cancer caused by synthetic alcohol
    Following year - cancer causing agents removed from synthetic alcohol, Andrew WK named president. Declares first World Party War with Russia.


    Time to party boys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renamename View Post
    A scientist claims he has created a Alcohol substitute that gives all the benefits of Alcohol with non of the toxicity that damages liver and gives us a hangover!


    http://www.bbc.com/news/health-37476416

    If this is truly true us Drinkers should raise a toast to no more headaches and feeling shitty in the morning!
    So they finally created the first kind of Synthehol? Awesome!

    Warp Drive next please :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    The Germans drink like nancy boys and the Irish talk a good game, but are no better than the rest of the British Isles.

    The Russians are on a different level.
    So much for stereotypes gotta agree though American would be destroyed in a drinking contest with Russia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Nobody is going to get into a drinking war with Russia, it's unwinnable.
    They arent even in the top 10:

    http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/w...y-country.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luxxor View Post
    France are, yet a typical Frenchman wouldn't be able to keep up with a typical Russian on a night out, they drink in different ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    France are, yet a typical Frenchman wouldn't be able to keep up with a typical Russian on a night out, they drink in different ways.
    This, its different to drink slowly through the day with plenty of food and water than to slam a bottle of vodka in 2 hours or less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steik View Post
    I don't get hangovers so not an issue for me.

    If they can make alcohol that stops me turning into a massive cunt then i'll be impressed.
    We may be hundreds of years off from that, but don't lose hope. Stay thirsty my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Provenance View Post
    We may be hundreds of years off from that, but don't lose hope. Stay thirsty my friend.
    I just moved onto alcohol free beer. Used to be fine, drink like a fish. Be the life of the party and not get a hangover. Since breaking the 30 barrier though i just get drunk, black out and become a douche. The alcohol free stuff aint as bad as i thought. Still hits that nice cold beer sweet spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steik View Post
    I just moved onto alcohol free beer. Used to be fine, drink like a fish. Be the life of the party and not get a hangover. Since breaking the 30 barrier though i just get drunk, black out and become a douche. The alcohol free stuff aint as bad as i thought. Still hits that nice cold beer sweet spot.
    I have heard that some of them aren't bad. I personally don't recall trying it though. I know my fiance brought home a bottle of alcohol-free wine by accident and we didn't notice until like a few days later. It tasted horrible for the record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    FFS, Synthehol has no proper effects of alcohol. Just the taste and smell, although Scotty would disagree on that too.
    This is a proto-synthehol, next steps will include making a counter-acting agent that instantly absorbs the synthehol molecules - if you suddenly need to report to the bridge. Then the next version can retain all the boisterousness while removing the mental impairments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    A hangover cure already exists, its called drinking water before bed so you do not wake up dehydrated.
    Yeah... Problem is, it's not really drinking unless you pass out, so this isn't really a solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dugraka View Post
    I bet Germany or Ireland could give them a run for their money.
    QFT. I was in Germany last month and every meal we ate involved alcohol. And we were escorted everywhere by very nice, normal elderly German people - They're the ones who constantly served the booze.

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