View Poll Results: which race has the largest male reproductive organ?

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  • Human

    0 0%
  • Dwarf

    2 4.26%
  • Night elf

    3 6.38%
  • Gnome

    10 21.28%
  • Draenei

    4 8.51%
  • Worgen

    2 4.26%
  • Pandaren

    0 0%
  • Orc

    2 4.26%
  • Undead

    0 0%
  • Tauren

    18 38.30%
  • Troll

    4 8.51%
  • Blood elf

    2 4.26%
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  1. #1

    Post Survey: size of male reproductive organ in warcraft.

    a serious question:

    which race do you people think have the largest male reproductive organ, besides the obvious tauren?

    personally, my vote goes to either draenei or undead (detachable organs)

    just want to throw out the poll and check u guys' opinion.

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    lol.....probs go to pornhub and find the answer

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    cliche, but probably tauren. their overall body size is massive, the woman would need a large opening to get those babies out, and penis has to be at least comparable in size to the woman's vagina to work properly.

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    as i said, this is a SERIOUS question for the purpose of academic research.

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    Gnomes obviously.

    They were origionally titan-created sex toys who then evolved into growing limbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanksin the enhance shamy View Post
    lol.....probs go to pornhub and find the answer
    crucible of lust does NOT represent a realistic size of orc sexual organs.

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    trolls. they talk black and are like 7 or 8 feet tall
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    according to my personal experience, orcs are the smallest. and you can kind of tell by their physique, which is very similar gorilla( gorilla's average is 2~3 inches when erect), also by their constant anger(male organ envy?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by draganid View Post
    trolls. they talk black and are like 7 or 8 feet tall
    that overall height is definitely the thing about it.

    tauren, trolls, draenei, and night elves are probably the naturally largest on average just due to the natural size of their species.

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    Draenei thats why the women walk the way they do.

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    :I

    Go check some porn. Human porn you can find easiest. Probably elf porn too (possibly lotr porn or something). Worgen you probably can find on furry sites.

    With that said... why didnt you make this multiple choice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogger237 View Post
    Draenei thats why the women walk the way they do.
    QFT^

    you've made a valid point

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    Quote Originally Posted by draganid View Post
    trolls. they talk black and are like 7 or 8 feet tall

    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    that overall height is definitely the thing about it.

    tauren, trolls, draenei, and night elves are probably the naturally largest on average just due to the natural size of their species.
    Height is not related to penis size. Trust me

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    Obviously the answer is gnome.

    Serious answer: none, because canonically we don't even know if males have the same reproductive organs in the world of Azeroth as they do in real life. Think about that next time you wonder why no player models have a bulge.

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    Lol @ people choosing gnome. I'd assume for the lols, or maybe not due to proportion? Woooh, interesting thread either way....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRabidDeer View Post
    Height is not related to penis size. Trust me
    yes, but in humans extreme height is a fluke, it's not something that we're going to always wind up being.

    tauren and the others are just naturally that huge, and even as babies would be very large. so, the vagina would need to be large as well to not badly injure the mother.

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    Dwarf, in WoW facial hair has a serious size correlation with the trouser sausage.

    So of course, Blood Elves, goblins, forsaken, and trolls are practically concave down there, you hordies have some serious overcompensating with all those spikes.
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    Female blood elves have the biggest button.

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  19. #19
    Wait why did you say apart from Tauren but still put Tauren as a poll option? Obviously it's that.

    I guess this is out of playable races, otherwise it'd be Ettin or something.

    After Tauren I'm guessing it's Pandaren. Though it really depends, humans have unusually large genitals for primates of our size, I think. So the question is how far does "humanoid" go.

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    as i said, this is a SERIOUS question for the purpose of academic research.
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    Okay, MMO-C, you win.

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