Ferret plays around with his new fetish. May forgets that he can't fly. Koe got hurt eating all that bread and dies. Joe not only gets no bread, but gets a face full of shit. Just like a mod should!
well... That was a short lived game
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
Also, just a reminder: I accept new events!
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Pendra shows her favourite books to Mayhem. Mehman sprouts a 4" cock from his forehead, which is twice as big as his normal one. Ami sacrifices herself to a false god. Algy shouts racial slurs at the baby dragon before running away
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iced sucks at running. Rich is a lazy fuck. The thorns just wanted to be a part of the being that is Hanna, that is all! Voli sucks at life.
Now that the first day is over we can have a nice, relaxing death count..
Nah, fuck that shit, ACID TIME! Ami survives somehow. Algy and Rokom decide to play in the rain and both melt away. Mayhem kills a newbie
rip me, good thing Pendra took my mace. Destroy some men with it so my death means something~
Mehman thinks he is immortal, and is proved right wrong. Chrono hides under Mehmans fat ass and lives. Rich says something about Voli's mom, making him unable to move. Manwell and Mello take a nice relaxing bath together!
Thought Mello was hunting Manwell? when did the hunter become the hunted
Mello wanted a friend!
The most glorious of beings decides to fight the acid with her face! iced and Crissi both suck at hiding and die. Van survives like a good kitty
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Sadly both Joe and Xan survive..
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8 retards fucked up dying. Do better next time.
Someone kill Joe plz, its not fair that I'm dead and he isn't.
Mayhem gets told what the fans think of him. Van is a pussy and flees from a fat dragon killing a fish. Rich does fuck all all night. WHAT THE FUCK XAN?!