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    Quote Originally Posted by Chasavaqe View Post
    Human head with fish tail? Not even in the slightest... What would they evolve from?
    Easy, a monkey screwed a fish. That's how biology works, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistame View Post
    No. Also, fish stink.
    Rude!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post
    Rude!!
    Haha. You know there's an old proverb, "God caught Eve skinny-dipping and said, 'Great, now I'll never get the smell out of the fish'."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistame View Post
    Haha. You know there's an old proverb, "God caught Eve skinny-dipping and said, 'Great, now I'll never get the smell out of the fish'."
    Clearly a myth from jealous people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post
    Clearly a myth from jealous people
    Jealous of what? Not being able to walk? Complaining about chipping a scale? Or maybe not having naughty bits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post
    Clearly a myth from jealous people
    Thinking more like "sexist" people it would seem.

    Morphogenetic fields posit the likelihood of mermaids on a water world scenario.
    Last edited by Shadowferal; 2017-01-07 at 08:09 PM. Reason: clarity

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    I also believe in god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    Thinking more like "sexist" people it would seem.

    Morphogenetic fields posit the likelihood of mermaids on a water world scenario.
    That's true. They wouldn't say that to mermen D:
    Quote Originally Posted by Mistame View Post
    Jealous of what? Not being able to walk? Complaining about chipping a scale? Or maybe not having naughty bits?
    The walking part is legit. But we totally have naughty parts
    Quote Originally Posted by Mifuyne View Post
    I also believe in god.
    I'm god now. Nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post
    The walking part is legit. But we totally have naughty parts
    You don't even have legs! Please forgive the rather crude analogy, but there's nothing exciting about wanking off on some chic's eggs (the equivalent of some fish "mating"). On another note, I don't eat sea food so your friends are safe. The downside, no foreplay.

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    if mermaids exist i want female elves too. i know i need to go exploring in the forests some more.
    r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    No, I'm over the age of 4.
    Fucking savage.


    OT: No, basically every reporting of mermaids in history was shown to be manatees or other animals.

    Also they literally couldn't be
    Fish top-man bottom. They wouldn't be able to swim even remotely well enough. Legs are terribly inefficient for swimming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistame View Post
    You don't even have legs! Please forgive the rather crude analogy, but there's nothing exciting about wanking off on some chic's eggs (the equivalent of some fish "mating"). On another note, I don't eat sea food so your friends are safe. The downside, no foreplay.
    Yeah I know I don't have legs! So that's something you can let be jealous of Unoess you'd rather spend all your time at sea. And mermen don't wank at eggs, we have quite lovely sex With merpeople AND humans of course

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    sure i read about them on info wars. You know that reliable non MSM web site for news

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    Well.. Yes.



    Merfolk anyways. Fishmen more specifically.

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    Here's one.


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    I asked a mermaid to show her panties once, but she wasn't wearing any!!

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    What a catch!
    #boycottchina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lei Shi View Post
    Here's one.

    [img]http://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/196928-slitherblade-siren.jpg[img]
    Pfft that's a naga!
    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    [IMG]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nJG0vY1hITA/V8ENmDDQOeI/AAAAAAAAA9c/Fa5aRZrEP_EQVmMBoyzjpZqFB3uy17Z5wCJoC/w700-h466/dudeoir-beach-collection-tami-5.jpg[IMG]

    What a catch!
    MerMAID, not merMAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post

    MerMAID, not merMAN
    Are you saying he couldn't be a mermaid if he wanted to?! Of all the nerve, Equal opportunities for mer-people!
    #boycottchina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post
    Pfft that's a naga!
    Nagas are mermaids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trassk View Post
    What a catch!
    Looks like a merdwarf, with the beard and all.

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