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    Kinder surprise eggs

    So I've recently heard about a snack in Germany called kinder surprise eggs which is basically a hollow chocolate egg with a toy inside. Apparently these are illegal in America and I can't for the life of me understand why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    So I've recently heard about a snack in Germany called kinder surprise eggs which is basically a hollow chocolate egg with a toy inside. Apparently these are illegal in America and I can't for the life of me understand why.
    Food with a small, hard, inedible item inside that is marketed to kids is generally frowned upon.
    Last edited by Noxx79; 2017-04-14 at 03:53 PM.

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    Seems to work fine everywhere else, but I think Americans are just used to eating everything they come into contact with, so it's better safe than sorry.

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    Of course I get infracted by Darsithis the engorged. America on, fatboy.
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    "It's too dangerous! ... Hey kids, wanna buy a gun?"


    Someone had to.

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    because americans love to sue and eating that toy sure is an easy way todo that
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    So I've recently heard about a snack in Germany called kinder surprise eggs which is basically a hollow chocolate egg with a toy inside. Apparently these are illegal in America and I can't for the life of me understand why.
    Because we have a blanket ban on any food containing non edible things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Because it's against the law to sell food with inedible items inside of it.
    You mean like cracker jacks or cereal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Because it's against the law to sell food with inedible items inside of it.
    Come on now, if that were true at least half of the menus for fast food restaurants would be illegal.

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    Three children worldwide have died to Kinder egg toys.

    Toddlers with guns however.....
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykol View Post
    Seems to work fine everywhere else, but I think Americans are just used to eating everything they come into contact with, so it's better safe than sorry.
    I laughed at this way too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Because it's against the law to sell food with inedible items inside of it.
    Do your cereal boxes contain any toys and whatnot?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    You can buy hallowed chocolate eggs, you can spend 50 cents on the shit toy machine as you walk out the store, problem solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Do your cereal boxes contain any toys and whatnot?
    Yeah it's packaged with the food but it's not inside the food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerilis View Post
    "It's too dangerous! ... Hey kids, wanna buy a gun?"
    Now now now, you know full well kids are too busy smoking to buy guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerilis View Post
    "It's too dangerous! ... Hey kids, wanna buy a gun?"


    Someone had to.
    Kids can't buy guns in the US.
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    You were spared their creepy adverts, so count yourself lucky.


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    As a kid I didnt try to eat the plastic. Maybe american kids are just used to eating plastic (american "cheese").

    I loved that there were collectable plastic figures of movies/games characters inside some eggs (they say in every 7th egg).
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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Kids can't buy guns in the US.
    Yes they can.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Because the toy inside is a choking hazard. Not that I as a kid ever though about eating the entire egg with the plastic still inside but hey evidently someone did as is usually the case with prohibited items.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Yes they can.
    No they really can't. Nobody under the age of 18 can legally by a gun in the United States. Except for pellet guns.
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    I think we just assume consumers cant be trusted. Even the barcode paper and glue we put on food is edible!

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