Given that you seem to think it's something you "speak", pretty sure you don't know what it even means.
This reeks of projection. That you think telling a woman she's beautiful is "creepy" is either a parroting of reactions you've encountered, or a lack of any actual real world experience. And bro tip: That whole white-knighting thing, yeah, that's actually creepy as fuck.
Not sure what this has to do with anything.
If you intend on spewing the kind of garbage you typed above, I can assure you, you really don't.
Sure. You wouldn't be first gay guy to do it. Or hell, woman, for that matter. /shrug
I don't do facial hair, sorry. But I'm sure there's a club of neck-bears recruiting somewhere.