I can get into the Salty Spitoon.
I can get into the Salty Spitoon.
I wipe my ass with sand-paper laced with ghost pepper sauce.
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta ass."
I'm a British gay Muslim Pakistani American citizen, ask me how that works! (terribly)
When I was an infant, I was cast to a hostile world infested with monstrous beings. The inhabitants of the world had devolved into a feudal society, although they were still much more advanced as far as technology goes than modern day Earth. I was told the knights of the world plucked me from the wild as I had been living as a feral child on the planet for a decade or so, a planet on which any mere mortal would have died in a matter of minutes. They thought to kill me, which would have been a foolish decision indeed as that would've required me to wipe them out entirely. Instead, they took me in, and in no time at all I became their leader. In the years that followed, I slew most of the horrifying, nightmarish beasts on the planet, and later on went to do some really great things among the stars.
Now I'm here, posting on a forum. Am I tough, though? You decide.
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I drink my coffee black and I endure pain to the point where it is unbearable before I seek help, whether that makes me tough or an idiot I do not know. But I guess if you have to be communist to be tough then I suppose I am not.
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You beat that dead horse though. Pound that bitch into the dirt.
Go bait somewhere, LARPer.
Not really. I could probably defend myself but I am not strong even though I may look like it.
Today is Beautiful and so are you, here's to having a wonderful day.
Op : "I'm tough!"
Me : "Ho?"
Op : "I'm communist!"
Me : "Top kek! Watch out! We got a badass over here!"
I don't see how toughness and communism is related.
I'm made of steel, leather and nokia phones.
Putin khuliyo
People are joking around but not really answering
That could be a sign of insecurity/ weakness