View Poll Results: Real simple do you like kids or children?

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  • Yes, Love kids!

    55 28.06%
  • No, keep them away ish!

    81 41.33%
  • Nah, Some kids usually the ones I know.

    33 16.84%
  • None of the above (Comment Below)

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    Kids, Children how do you feel about them?

    Real simple do you like kids or children?






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    Children are like cats. Great when they belong to other people and aren't in my house.

    I think parents are my bigger issue though. If you bring your crotch goblin to a midnight release of a movie, non-family restaurants, other places that children don't belong you're a piece of shit and I hope you get hit by a bus. I would also like the ability to pay for a baby buffer zone on flights so I can be as far as possible from the screaming and crying.
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    kids are fun to have around, children makes your life happy, teens are so fucking annoying.

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    They are really handy for making cheap clothings and iPhones ive hard, good soldiers too even in some cases.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perkunas View Post
    Children are like cats. Great when they belong to other people and aren't in my house.

    I think parents are my bigger issue though. If you bring your crotch goblin to a midnight release of a movie, non-family restaurants, other places that children don't belong you're a piece of shit and I hope you get hit by a bus. I would also like the ability to pay for a baby buffer zone on flights so I can be as far as possible from the screaming and crying.
    Lol I actually agree with this, same with people and their hand held fake emotional animal bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Lol I actually agree with this, same with people and their hand held fake emotional animal bullshit.
    I have an emotional support bison. You have to let him in the store with me. PTSD is over diagnosed obviously.
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    Would have gone with a giant Meh but since that wasn't an option, I chose the Some Kids I Know option.

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    At one point I was going to specialize in pediatrics. I love babies/kids and I seem to have a way with them so I thought it made sense I should go that route. Somewhere along the way in medical school my large reserves of patience whittled down to the point I realized that if a child is being difficult it started to grind my gears and it was a sad realization but I'm glad I was honest with myself.

    I'm helping raise my niece and nephew now who is on the spectrum. While they have taught me a lot more about being patient again I have to say major kudos to good mums and dads everywhere for what they do which often goes unappreciated.
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    I like kids, but that really depends on the kids. My nieces and nephews can be a mixed bag to deal with. Some are cute and sweat and some are the devil itself.

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    I dislike children.

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    Children are parasites.

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    No, kids are annoying.

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    Love my own, hate everyone else's. They're fucking hard work though.

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    annoying little shits, with close to no exception
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    they're ok, but only in small doses. i can't really handle noise for long amounts of time.

    i imagine that would change a bit if i ever allow myself to have a kid of my own. but that's not going to happen.

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    I hate children. Never ever want them, thankfully I'm gay hooray!

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    Kids are annoying little retards

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    I don't like children, they're usually very noisy, unpolite and irritating. My opinion is that more of the internet content should be 18+, not only online kasyno, porn and so on because children write a lot of stupid things that irritate

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    they're nasty little parasites that also cost a shit ton to raise to adulthood. I personally don't want to be chained down a shitty little kid for the rest of my life
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