View Poll Results: What is a good gift for a teenaged niece turning 16?

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  • Buy a car her mom and dad (Chipping in)

    6 7.32%
  • Getting her a gift card so she can go shopping for a day.

    17 20.73%
  • Money, just give the cash.

    31 37.80%
  • Take her shopping find out what she wants.

    9 10.98%
  • Other (Comment below)

    19 23.17%
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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    The new iphone 8!





    The price doesn't matter if you love her.
    Nah, if he truly loves his niece, then he'll pony up and purchase her a brand new car. /s

  2. #22
    16? Perfect time for the Dolphin Tickler G Spot Vibrator 10 Inch - Hott Love
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    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    Samsung Galaxy S8

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    Quote Originally Posted by meowfurion View Post
    Condoms. Maybe birth control pills.
    Yeah and that is going to be a, NO! That would be her parents area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Musaik View Post
    Nah, if he truly loves his niece, then he'll pony up and purchase her a brand new car. /s
    She is getting a car, but she 16, not the daughter of a rap mogul she will get a car appropriate for her age.
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  6. #26
    a doll.. 16 is still a considered a child apparently :P

    but if you want to get real you can never go wrong with cash(unless she's already loaded)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hextor View Post
    Anduin Menethil's phone number. He knows what girls/women want. Just kidding, keep her very far away from that stuff.

    As others suggested, get her a gift card.
    Yeah, I tried to ask her mom about getting her firearms training and a gun, but she kind of frowned upon that, gotta wait til she is 18.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hextor View Post
    Anduin Menethil's phone number. He knows what girls/women want. Just kidding, keep her very far away from that stuff.

    As others suggested, get her a gift card.
    lol!! he is so bad

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post


    What is a good gift for a teenaged niece turning 16?


    I have a niece and I am really thinking about what would be a good gift for her now that she is turning 16, I really have no clue what a girl 16 in this day and age would or could want, maybe some here have some good ideas, and have already taken a shot at this, either swing and a miss or knocked it out of the park.

    I know she likes what I think are pretty girly things, like music, cloths, and makeup, although not sure about the last one.
    If you truly want something memorable, get her an experience. No need for anyone to get vulgar with this.

    Without knowing where you or she lives or what her interests are, I can't really be more specific.

    For example my daughter has a really strange love for penguins. If there were any zoos/aquariums/etc nearby that I could arrange for a penguin encounter where should could encounter one on one with them, I'd jump on it. I know it's something she'd remember forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spacebuddha View Post
    How much do you plan to spend on the gift?
    1200 to 5000 especially if I go in on the car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    1200 to 5000 especially if I go in on the car.
    dollars?! are you rich??

  12. #32
    Trip to the spa or something. But that's if we go by standard teenage girl.

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    Gift card or cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    1200 to 5000 especially if I go in on the car.
    if shes fat buy her an icecream truck instead of a car.

    Just go with some links of london shit, the classic. Or gig tickets. and throw some scratch cards in the card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thwart View Post
    If you truly want something memorable, get her an experience. No need for anyone to get vulgar with this.

    Without knowing where you or she lives or what her interests are, I can't really be more specific.

    For example my daughter has a really strange love for penguins. If there were any zoos/aquariums/etc nearby that I could arrange for a penguin encounter where should could encounter one on one with them, I'd jump on it. I know it's something she'd remember forever.
    Yeah, I know she loved Disney stuff as a kid, she really likes boys now and have a crush on that dude on The Voice, which is her favorite show, she likes make up tutorials on Youtube and stuff.

    But I am afraid of the makeup thing because what does that say if I get the wrong thing, plus I wouldn't want the subtle message that she isn't pretty or she needs anything like that.

    Like I said nephews are easy.
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    As others have asked, what's the amount of money you're thinking of spending?

    Depending on that, you could look into:

    1) Jewelry.

    There's some really cool stuff out there that doesn't have to cost a fortune. Steel jewelry is pretty popular, this example would be under $150. Smaller stuff like rings etc. starts at around $30, the most expensive steel I've seen would be in the $300-400 range.

    2) A day.

    Think tickets for a concert, or amusement park, cinema & dinner etc. Could be the 2 of you, or for her and a friend.

  17. #37
    Some uncle's D.

    If she's not you direct relative, obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital Dream View Post
    dollars?! are you rich??
    I am not rich, but it's her sweet 16, so trying to make it special. If I go in on a car for something certified used and appropriate for her age is going to be about 12 thousand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halyon View Post
    Trip to the spa or something. But that's if we go by standard teenage girl.
    I thought about that her and a girlfriend, but I wouldn't want to send the wrong message.
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  19. #39
    Sit her down with her parents and tell/show her your favorite selfie porn site, then tell her not to be a dumbass because everyones pics eventually end up there. Then mention to her how when you were 15 and staying at your great grandparents or grand parents(who ever is now dead so she can't verify the story) that you once masturbated to a nude pic of your________ because it was in with the rest of the porn your ________ was keeping.

    Then tell her that it prob wont be just her creepy uncle that accidentally jacks it to her pics but like 10 other family members and or friends and all the creepy guys at her school as well.

    Keeping her from killing herself because some boy she liked posted the pics she sent him online is prob the best gift you can give her, other than a like $150k car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctd123 View Post
    if shes fat buy her an icecream truck instead of a car.

    Just go with some links of london shit, the classic. Or gig tickets. and throw some scratch cards in the card.
    She is not fat, she plays basketball, and I'll pass on trying to make her a gambler
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