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    Wink Kenyans in Kenya welcome Trump on his visit to Kenya

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a8037801.html

    Trump visited the Kenyan birthplace of Barack HUSSAIN Obama yesterday. Locals came out in droves to welcome him.
    Putin khuliyo

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    The joke missed Trump because he didn't know Hawaii was part of the US.

    Resident Cosplay Progressive

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    "Just the other day, I was in Kenya, a really great place, the best place really, and they were holding signs that said I was the best president ever. The media was saying I was in Hawaii, but that was fake news because I saw the signs, and they were like 'Welcome to Kenya, Mr. President'. Besides Hawaii is still all messed up from that hurricane that they need our Soldiers to help them with because they don't work hard like Americans do, and I didn't see any hurricanes so it couldn't have been Hawaii"

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    Hawaii 3 Trump 0

    I enjoyed that.

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    "Hawaii is the most diverse state in the nation, and just a few days ago Trump literally said, ‘Diversity sounds like a good thing, but it is not a good thing.’ That statement alone undermines the values that make Hawaii, Hawaii."
    Still amazed at the shit that comes out of Trump's mouth on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Still amazed at the shit that comes out of Trump's mouth on a regular basis.
    He's a racist what are you surprised by?

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    Some of those signs are awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Still amazed at the shit that comes out of Trump's mouth on a regular basis.
    Keep in mind that this is technically a quote, but so out of context as to basically be a lie - in context, he's referring to the diversity visa program, stating that it sounds good, but isn't. The obvious implication is that he thinks the name is a misnomer, that diversity is good, but that the diversity visa program isn't.

    The diversity visa really is a scandalously stupid policy, so it's hard to find any actual fault here.

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    This is probably the best reception Trump should have expected, really.

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    I'm not convinced that these people are really Kenyans, where are their birth certificates?
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    I'm not convinced that these people are really Kenyans, where are their birth certificates?
    Trump has people working on it, you won't believe what they're finding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    Trump has people working on it, you won't believe what they're finding.
    Fox News reports:

    Sherriff Joe Arpoopoo has deputized his top men, Billy Bob and Bobby Bill, to help with the inspection of their Birth Certificates.
    A source spoke to us on condition of anonyminity on progress of the BirthCertificateGateGaziEmails Conspiracy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blurred image that is definitely NOT Barron Trump, master of Cyber
    This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
    Further updates as events warrant.
    Next up Fucker Cuckson with "Clinton. Antichrist or ANTICHRIST."
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    Quit using other posters as levels of crazy. That is not ok


    If you look, you can see the straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope coming to join this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    Trump has people working on it, you won't believe what they're finding.
    He literally said this as well. Whatever happened to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snorkles View Post
    He literally said this as well. Whatever happened to that?
    He's a real estate salesman. Bullshit is all he's ever known.

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    Is it part of Obama's conspiracy that Kenya looks like it's not only black people?

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    Okay that is seriously hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snorkles View Post
    He literally said this as well. Whatever happened to that?
    Presumably the same thing that happens anytime some con man pulls that kind of bullshit - most people forget about it and a few people remember him actually finding something amazing due to the way memory imprinting works. It won't be true, but it feels true for the people that believe it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snorkles View Post
    He literally said this as well. Whatever happened to that?
    I guess he assumed his audience wouldn't believe they found nothing.
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
    Quote Originally Posted by Hooked View Post
    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a8037801.html

    Trump visited the Kenyan birthplace of Barack HUSSAIN Obama yesterday. Locals came out in droves to welcome him.
    +1 Hawaii for a solid troll.

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