WARRIOR 6.2 QQ GUIDE
We've had a few threads pop up recently that forgot to complain about how much blizzard hates warriors so I wanted to take some of the feedback I could find, and put it into a guide. I see other warriors do this often ( regurgitate 5 page threads into a guide ) so I wanted to try it out.
IntroductionTraditionally, being a DPS Warrior has been a Rollercoaster. We're the best, we're the worst, all within a patch of those changes. Prot Warriors in 5.0 got sat, a lot. Fury Warriors in Naxx 25m were godlike. In Patch 6.2 Things are looking a lot worse than they ever have. And we need to come together and focus our QQ powers.
SOCIAL MEDIA
1. watch Asmongold on youtube, he is way too positive about playing warrior lately. I heard he was even having more fun than everyone else by using his SNES controller.
2. Make sure you get sad at the Blizzard Dev's on twitter. Don't get mad though, they don't appreciate rage, remember. Appeal to their weak emotional states. Save Berserker Rage for the WOW Forums and reddit where other mad bros can upvote you. Ensure you remind Ghostcrawler he would have done it better.
LEVERAGE
3. Don't forget that Method's Fury Warrior Fragnance, went DK for this Mythic Push. This means Blizzard hates us as well.
4. Make sure to create 13 forum posts a day about how you're rerolling a better class ( but don't ).
5. Arms Warrior set bonuses got nerfed again, Blizz Hates us, get sad, rinse repeat.
6. Strength DPS trinkets got nerfed, many times, QQ more. Fel Burn, Fel Cleave, Nerfocalypse.
Bladestorm
7. Bladestorm IS doing well, but don't tell anyone. Make sure your raid leader doesn't do grasping hands first on Kromog or you'll top meters and have less qq juice.
8. The Best Trinket ever designed for Bladestorm was changed so we couldn't use it. RIP Pentabladestorm, or Class 5 Bladestorm.
Video was by Collison, and got it made class specific, but I moved it to youtube so we don't cost him bandwidth =P.
9. It's probably time to start another Petition Website
10 If anyone mentions Gladiator, just stare at them.
Then Laugh like Iskandar ( Anime Warrior Bro )
Then cry and drink. Because that's actually a little QQ worthy.
Conclusion
THIS WAS SARCASM do not petition your embassy's for pentabladestorm or anything.
We are doing awesome (for melee), and that is great, and it's almost been long enough I forgot what mop fury was like.