So, it's my birthday as of 12 minutes ago, and my first (and only) gift was my ex-girlfriend telling me about her new boyfriend. Considering it was only 3 months ago that it happened, 2 months ago that she apparently got with him and 5 days or so ago that we started talking, I'm obviously just delighted with that news.
I was thinking the Internet would make me a bit cheerier. Anybody got anything? Pictures, GIFs, videos, stories, whatever.