Women are the more sensitive sex.
Women are the more sensitive sex.
my gf and i lied to her parents about having an abortion.
we told them it was rejected on its own.
i doubt i'll tell a bigger lie in my life.
funny thing is, i wanted us to keep it, and she didnt ='(
Well I lied to my first Girlfriend about what i did for a living as when I met her in a bar I didn't want a serious relationship and just a one night stand; (told her I was in the navy when I'm an uni tutor) and kept up the charade for 4 months... turns out she didn't really care that much and we stayed together for 5 more months after that
IK it was terrible and I feel horrible about it; infact since that occasion I can't think of anything that has been any worse than a white lie.
spilled a bottle of water allover my mom's macbook pro, got away with it. somehow the technicians said that some card in it of some sort had broken (i was like ''what the?:...thank god!'') xD
Went to the mac store in Southern QLD asked the "genuis bar" what the mh/z rate on the ram for their desktop was... no one in THE WHOLE STORE knew what mh/z even was....
EDIT: to be more truthful the exact question was
"what is the clock rate for the desktop over there *pointing*"
To be on topic, I haven't done any huge lies as far as I'm aware. I've done some little ones, obviously (Who hasn't lied in this day and age?), but nothing major. I value telling the truth quite highly, and will only lie about stuff that either doesn't matter, or when the truth will actually hurt more than the lie.
I suppose the biggest lie I've told is one that worked out pretty well in the end. A friend of mine loves singing, but never had the confidence to record herself doing it (or even sing in front of ANYONE). After months of coaxing she finally sent me a recorded song. The recording quality was terrible and I could barely hear her voice, but naturally I said it was brilliant and she should keep doing it.
6 years later, she's an incredible singer, far better than most successful artists out there; she's also a brilliant music editor, and organises regular collaborations on many different websites in order to help other low-confidence individuals find their voice.
So I'd say that lie worked out pretty well.
Biggest lie... biggest lie...
I can't believe I actually have to think about this. I lie fairly often. Not because I do bad things, but to get out of social situations.
Hmm. I guess the biggest lie I've ever told is *and I'm not trying to bash a religion here, seeing a few infractions in here, so just saying* that I was religious in order to hook up with a girl I liked and was a friend of from a few years back. This lie started about 7 years ago and I'm still lying about it to this day. Occasionally.
Although the lie has gone from "I'm wanting to get a girl" to "Okay this was a bad idea. I feel really uncomfortable with all this."
I still keep up a lie about..uh.. Well I forget what it was that I made up to break up with her, but yeah.
"I'll tell you something, my Tenchi, you know the carnival comes and goes. But if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi."~Ryoko TENCHIxRYOKO FTW!
"The crystal is the heart of the blade. The heart is the crystal of the Jedi. The Jedi is the crystal of the Force.
The Force is the blade of the heart. All are intertwined. The crystal, the blade, the Jedi. You are one.
Size doesn't matter.
"I swear this is the first time it's happened"
No only joking, in all honesty I might lie on a regular basis like most people but none of its really big stuff. I guess the biggest would be;
Mum: Do you smoke?
Me: No of course not
About 20 times so far she's asked...pretty sure she knows but I'll never admit it because that way I avoid an awkward conversation.
Biggest lie ever told?
Last edited by Fuzzzie; 2011-12-09 at 01:37 PM.
The Main, aka the only one that matters
Consider the ocean waves, and how the moon's force guides them this way and that across the earth's surface. Human life is an insane coincidence. We are an instance of the universe becoming conscious of itself, yes, old news but always worth review.
That's a hard one to keep up. I wouldn't even tell them she was pregant.
I always wonder what parents gonna say about if if they finaly find out...
One of mine bigger once,
I told some girl I like little pussies and she taught I meant those horrible animales, so I had to lie I liked them. and she had a new born cat and I had to be nice and stuff like that to it. But it was hard but I got my stuff where I was after ^^(Or i lost it depens which way you look at it :P).