The awkward moment when:
> The father of your GF still calls you by her ex's name 80% of the time...after 2 years
> You are at the shop and just bought the biggest pack of "rough rider" studded condoms they have and your GFs mother (that was standing right next to you at the counter when you payed and did not notice) comes over to greet you. You then proceed to try and (read: fail to) cover up by saying that its part of a prank you want to setup for a friends bday...
> You greet and try to strike up a conversation with a friend you have not seen in a few years and run out of things to say after "how have you been?"
> You try to be all drunk-chivalrous and carry your GF over a big puddle of mud water only to give 2 steps and lose your balance falling in said puddle while a whole crowd of random drunk people stand there laughing their asses off.
> You sat cross legged on the ground and didn't notice your foot fell asleep, only to try and stand up in a hurry and faceplant right as a group of hot girls decide to walk past.
and then also the whole:
me: "Hey, how are you?"
random person: "Good thanks and you?"
me: "Fine thanks and you?"
*awkward silence*
That awkward moment when you minimize WoW to let your dad on the computer, and you can't remember if you minimized the porn.
That awkward moment and you're getting off the bus, and you say cheers to the bus driver but you don't realise your headphones were in so you actually shouted at him
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-When you meet your boyfriend's great grandma for the first time and as you're introducing yourself, she motions with outstretched arms to give you a hug and decides to plant a big kiss on your lips as she's pulling you in.
-You catch a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye during sexy times and find that your dog is sitting there next to the bed staring at you guys.
-Walking past men that work outside as construction workers or landscapers and such that stop what they're doing and awkwardly stare as you pass by.
-Watching a funny movie for the first time with your boyfriend, his aunt and her fiance when one of the scenes unexpectedly turns into full frontal male nudity right as his grandpa walks in, takes a look at the screen and asks "What kind of movie is this?!" and leaves quickly. Everyone sits there like o.o then starts awkwardly laughing. I swear there was a month where every time we tried watching movies together, that same thing happened without warning when we've never ever seen any movies before with male junk on the screen.
Why... what if a little peice of chocolate fell and your like oh k thats just chocolate and something bad happens since i dont wanna right it.
Theres a addon that accepts a que for you im pretty sure ^^
That.. really worries me, why wouldnt the person end the call? or say something xd
edit; It would make it..
THREE times as awkward. yeah that was a horrible joke
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When your gf tells you her mother had walked in one morning and seen you naked in bed without cover, and have seen your junk. It gets hard to eat breakfast the next morning with her family.
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When you see, smile and make friendly eye-contact with a girl you normally work with every day at a bar one night in town, and she just looks at you like your a freak, and you realize it's her twin sister you have never met before.
That awkward moment when you get lost at an amusement park and a random guy puts you on his shoulders (i was like 5) and about half an hour later you bump back into your dad. Yeah that was pretty awkward
The awkward moment when you find your dads porn collection he downloaded from Limewire 10 years ago.
Vintage.
That awkward moment when you try to socialize..
No? That's just me?
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That awkward moment when you overhear your sister's boyfriend asking your sister if she masturbates.
That awkward moment when your sister walks in on you looking at porn. True story. We have yet to speak of the moment.
That awkward moment when you walk in on your Dad looking at porn. Again...true story. My family likes porn...
That awkward moment when you start talking shit about someone on vent and they're in the channel.
I wish I had more...these moments are so funny when you look back on them.
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when you sit in class, bored with the laptop. You alt tab from your notes to the internet and discover you forgot to close your porn.
Putin khuliyo
The awkward moment when you have a huge arguement with your ex, don't see her for ages, then suddenly, walking down a narrow road.... in the distance.... with her new boyfriend..... towards you.
The awkward moment when you keep catching the eye of a girl in a bar, you go walk over.... another guy gets there first, probably her boyfriend or something, so you just keep on walking past, but you cant even pretend you're going to the toilet because it's the other way, so you end up walking past, pull out your phone and shout loudly 'ALRIGHT, MATE WHERE ARE YOU?'.You catch her eye later in the night, you just so happen to think that's the perfect time to admire your shoes.
1) Load the amount of weight I would deadlift onto the bench
2) Unrack
3) Crank out 15 reps
4) Be ashamed of constantly skipping leg day
This thread is awesome... MOAR! D
You used to hate a song by one of your favorite musicians, but all of a sudden you can relate to it and it kicks ass.
What a fool I was to ever doubt the mighty Megadeth, especially considering I'm suffering from Insomnia lately.
When you are not certain of your fly being closed and start feeling around while nobody watches.
When you are walking in the opposite direction as someone and you both do the awkward shuffle to the left then to the right then back to the left while continuing to walk forward. Turns out you end up brushing up against her boob and just act like you have no clue.
When you realize you have had your blinker on for the past 15 mins.
When you stumble after kicking that little ass crack in the concrete as if you are trying to lean forward shuffle your feet and stick your hands out to brace for a fall.
When you pass out in a biology lecture to realize that you left a puddle of drool on the piece of wood in front of you that some consider to be a desk.
When you out again in a Biology lecture to be woken up by yourself snoring.
When you walk past that one plug with what seems like hundreds of laptops hooked up to it and you manage to trip and pull the cord to the splitter that is powering all of them.
When you try to pour a bowl of cereal only to get the crappy remnants that resemble sawdust.
When you are in the public restroom with 5 other grown men trying to resist bouncing up and down as you wait for a urinal and try to get your zipper down as fast as possible.
I hope those were enjoyable.
That awkward moment when you're lifting weights and suddenly a spider's on your hand. Arachnophobia as I am, I could not do anything else but drop it, nearly breaking my wooden floor. Spider ran away...
That awkward moment when you're sitting on the toilet, fall asleep and well... things get nasty.
That awkward moment while you're shaving (FACE!) in the shower, fall asleep and cut off half of your mustache on accident. You wake up 10 minutes later and have to finish the job completely sleep drunk.
Yeah, I have got some sleeping problems.
That awkward moment when you are part of the small percentage of people on whom sleeping pills do not work the way they are supposed to work and actually cause the opposite, making you unable to sleep for a week.