Early Access and flimsy diet rationlisation

[Klingers]

I have now decided to completely give up trying to get my metabolism back into ketosis (fat burning mode) until I get my SWTOR early access. I'll be hungry or I'll be bored but I won't be hungry and bored.

Or, as a programmer would say:

while(true)
{
        if ($jedi == true)
        {
                $cheesecake = 0;
                break;
        }
        else
        {
                $cheesecake++;
        }
}

Do lightsabers trump delicious delicious burgers for anyone else?

[Hoticehunter]

I don't remember much from my highschool programming class, but aren't if/else commands lazy programming? You should make it more needlessly complex for the sake of making the teacher happy. /sagenod.

[Anowyn]

aren't if/else commands lazy programming?.

I would be extremely surprised if you had a teacher tell you that. If/Else structures are a very important part of programming. Switch statements are similar and also commonly used, but If/Else is definitely not lazy programming.

[iggie]

I would be extremely surprised if you had a teacher tell you that. If/Else structures are a very important part of programming. Switch statements are similar and also commonly used, but If/Else is definitely not lazy programming.

No, it's just first semester programming.

[delnadris]

More elegant:

while(!($jedi)) $cheesecake++;
$cheesecake = 0;

[Deleted]

i dont think I was supposed to see this...

/brain explosion

[Lumineus]

Either way you'd probably have to do a try/catch statement to avert buffer overflow.

This would be equivalent to your friends rolling you off to the hospital in a wheelbarrow for liposuction after you've consumed 2^8096 servings of cheesecake.

[gibbie99]

And anyway, forget that nonsense with ketosis = fat burning. Completely false. Ketotis is only a temporary state that you could reach by extreme workouts or by starving yourself to death. In normal healthy people you won't see it to any extent. Lose weight = calories_out > calories_in. Eat well, and exercise.

[iggie]

And anyway, forget that nonsense with ketosis = fat burning. Completely false. Ketotis is only a temporary state that you could reach by extreme workouts or by starving yourself to death. In normal healthy people you won't see it to any extent. Lose weight = calories_out > calories_in. Eat well, and exercise.

Or eat less if you exercise less!

[Deleted]

would need to find out what your base metabolic rate is first before finding out what "less" actually is

[iggie]

would need to find out what your base metabolic rate is first before finding out what "less" actually is

I stopped eating Chinese food (in China) and did some home cooking and I've lost almost 8 kilos since September. That's with minimal exercise. Diet is the most important thing. Exercise is not.