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  1. 2011-12-27, 01:01 PM #21
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    What's blue and not heavy?

    Light Blue.
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  2. 2011-12-27, 05:39 PM #22
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    Vanish...

    Very much like a van.
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  3. 2011-12-28, 01:19 AM #23
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    I hate people who try to ban anything they disagree with. There should be a law against that sort of thing.
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  4. 2011-12-28, 11:46 AM #24
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    I'm still puzzled by the strange, varying gifts I received for Christmas.

    A regular calculator, a scientific calculator, an abacus and a hairdryer

    ...something doesn't add up.
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  5. 2011-12-29, 01:58 AM #25
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    Looking back on the UK riots of 2011, I really wish I had taken a stand.

    I got a lovely new TV for Christmas, but it looks fucking stupid on the floor.
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  6. 2011-12-29, 01:20 PM #26
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    Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day.

    I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.
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  7. 2011-12-29, 05:58 PM #27
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    According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest.
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  8. 2011-12-30, 04:27 PM #28
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    My daughter was trying to convince me that the dress she was going out in wasn't slutty, but I saw right through it.
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  9. 2011-12-31, 01:28 PM #29
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    Just found pebbles stuck in my pond filter.

    Fred and Wilma are going to be devastated.
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  10. 2011-12-31, 09:30 PM #30
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    1. Mars
    2. Bounty
    3. Snickers
    4. Galaxy
    5. Galaxy Caramel
    6. Twix
    7. Malteser
    8. Milky way

    I think celebrations are in order.
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  11. 2012-01-02, 12:05 AM #31
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    My New Year's resolutions are:

    1. Stop making lists.
    B. Be more consistent.
    7. Learn to count.
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  12. 2012-01-02, 02:01 PM #32
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    Why did the Mafia boss cross the road?

    Revenge! The road had crossed him the week before.
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  13. 2012-01-03, 01:06 PM #33
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    Bump! Still looking for the classes above.
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  14. 2012-01-04, 09:39 PM #34
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    Bump! Recruitment updated.
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  15. 2012-01-05, 09:29 AM #35
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    Bump! Still looking for the classes above.
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  16. 2012-01-08, 03:32 PM #36
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    Bump Recruitment Updated
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    Need more healers!
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  18. 2012-01-08, 11:28 PM #38
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    Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm.
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  19. 2012-01-09, 12:47 PM #39
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    Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

    Find out after the break.
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  20. 2012-01-09, 05:22 PM #40
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    How do you make a Pirate angry?

    Take the P out of him.
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