need a handheld device for browsing the internet in bed.

[davie]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/ARCHOS-Home-.../dp/B003COZM2C

dont expect much for the price but it should... meet your needs

EDIT: scrap that, no flash support :<

[haxs101]

Are you kidding me? Get a girlfriend.

* Mod Edit: I advice you not to meddle in others lives, as long as it gives you no harm to leave it be.

[llDemonll]

ipod touch does not have flash support, therefore it doesn't meet his original requirements. many websites still have flash-based video players that won't work on ipod touch

[Cyanotical]

I don't know WTF people are talking about with the iPod touch not meeting these requirements.

I just loaded a YouTube video that plays in widescreen with my orientation lock on. Unless YouTube codes HTML5 instead of Flash for the iPod Touch, there are some very WRONG people in this thread.

there is a special youtube app for iOS, but otherwise flash is not generally supported(nor is silverlight), the general assumption is that all devices will end up running HTML5, and flash/silverlight will no longer be used, this is the direction that the industry wants to go in, but who knows how long it will actually take

[wyldeice]

This is probably out of your price range, but obviously the best choice.

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed...e-you-can-bone

[haxs101]

This is probably out of your price range, but obviously the best choice.

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed...e-you-can-bone

LOL, this is your BEST choice with out a doubt.

[Shinryu]

This is probably out of your price range, but obviously the best choice.

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed...e-you-can-bone

rofl...that's just a tad creepy.

Probably any number of Android tablets will fit your bill if you must have flash, granted you can get flash to work on ipads, but ipads themselves are generally a bit of an expensive solution just to do your business to.

[Keller]

rofl...that's just a tad creepy.

Probably any number of Android tablets will fit your bill if you must have flash, granted you can get flash to work on ipads, but ipads themselves are generally a bit of an expensive solution just to do your business to.

HP touchpad's WebOS is perfect for that if you ask me. You can get one used at 99 to 150GBP. And it's a really well-built tablet with cameras and ofcourse, WebOS.

[Deleted]

This is probably out of your price range, but obviously the best choice.

http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed...e-you-can-bone

okay, that's both creepy, weird, funny and disgusting. but i have no intention of getting aids to help me masturbate. for one, i still live with my parents, who also deal with my finances for the most part, and i don't have a credit card, which makes online shopping for adult items somewhat impossible. and even if i did have the financial independence to allow for such purchases, i don't know if an iPad can handle such stress on a daily basis.

actually, i think this thread better gets locked before it goes to places that don't need mentioning.

[Relentless]

The Kindle Fire should fit your requirements. I know it's been mentioned as a possibility previously, but I did want to note that it has an orientation lock as well, since I don't remember seeing that detail mentioned.

[Deleted]

So you want a laptop or a tablet?

What about a wireless keyboard & mouse or http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wireless-Key...7441709&sr=8-5 ?

[Swingthang]

cutiegirl has a kindle fire, and its cool. I like it.

I bought a Samsung Galaxy Player 5, its got android os on it, and I like it a little more. its got flash support, droid market, plays most games, and 802.11b/g/n support. 6 hour+ life watching youtube and playing games on it all night. decent speakers. MicroSDHC support, threw a 16g card into it, and its pretty dope.

[Bavlet]

Basically before you fall asleep u have a wank, why not just go out meet a girl/guy and not have to buy a new gadget.

[Deleted]

i do have a wireless keyboard and mouse, but they don't reach far enough. and for reasons that would be TMI if I go into details (in general, it's related to noise handling), my only choice is a handheld device that I can use in bed. but i don't want it to be a smartphone, because i won't use the one i need for work for obvious reasons and i don't want to have 2 smartphones. a netbook, laptop or 3DS is too unwieldy to use while lying down.

[Deleted]

i do have a wireless keyboard and mouse, but they don't reach far enough. and for reasons that would be TMI if I go into details (in general, it's related to noise handling), my only choice is a handheld device that I can use in bed. but i don't want it to be a smartphone, because i won't use the one i need for work for obvious reasons and i don't want to have 2 smartphones. a netbook, laptop or 3DS is too unwieldy to use while lying down.

You can get rubber keyboards and wireless laptop-style keyboards with built in touchpads, or just be sensible and masturbate before getting into bed.

[Deleted]

You can get rubber keyboards and wireless laptop-style keyboards with built in touchpads, or just be sensible and masturbate before getting into bed.

it's not just the keyboard sound. if you really want details: my desk chair is really squeaky, and my headphones are a bit shakey. and i can't do it without headphones for obvious reasons. in addition, the walls of my room are very thin, and I can hear things like my parents flipping their lightswitch when they go to bed. imagine how porn sounds would pass through those. also, my parents have a tendency of coming in at the wrong time when they hear my computer running when they go to bed, so i basically can't use my computer. and i also made clear that i do not want to risk my computer.

okay, i guess this thread better gets locked down, because we're getting really off-topic here.

[tcaruth]

I got my daughter a Coby 7127 for Xmas and its great. I play on it once and awhile and I'm very pleased. I can pretty much access everything on the internet w/out a problem and it was pretty cheap.

http://www.amazon.com/Coby-7-Inch-An...7360350&sr=8-1

Coby Kyros 7-Inch Android 2.3 4 GB Internet Touchscreen Tablet - MID7012-4G (Black)

these are more than capable of watching whatever adult cinematics op wants, and are less than $100. the only catch is it doesnt come with the market preinstalled (you can install it in less than 45 seconds)

otherwise i'd suggest buying an android phone. you can justify needing it, and it'll have more of a purpose than just to watch videos late at night.

[Keller]

it's not just the keyboard sound. if you really want details: my desk chair is really squeaky, and my headphones are a bit shakey. and i can't do it without headphones for obvious reasons. in addition, the walls of my room are very thin, and I can hear things like my parents flipping their lightswitch when they go to bed. imagine how porn sounds would pass through those. also, my parents have a tendency of coming in at the wrong time when they hear my computer running when they go to bed, so i basically can't use my computer. and i also made clear that i do not want to risk my computer.

okay, i guess this thread better gets locked down, because we're getting really off-topic here.

have you considered earbuds? regardless, what did you end up getting?

[Asera]

This thread... wow.

Uhm, the only different suggestion I can make is hunt for a used, old android phone. They usually depreciate in value rather fast. Apple products tend to stay pricey even when used, which is kind of silly when they get as outdated as anything else just as quickly.

However, I think an HP Touchpad would be your best bet if you can still find one for next to nothing. The Blackberry Playbook (inb4 innuendos) also might be found for next to nothing as well, although they are heavier than most tablets.

There's also good 'ol imagination, which helps when you sometimes have to use both hands to get the job done. :P

[Irielle]

Thank you for the entertainment OP, lol. Get a tablet, they rock. And...I'm sure theres an app for...that...