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    Could you take this guy in a fight not knowing his size?



    Well can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post


    Well can you?
    Remember that thread where you were curious what things makes people take you seriously?

    This thread is not one of them >.<
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    Unlikely. But I'd tickle him for the lulz.

    I used to think Spectral's posts were interesting. But with the current political climate, it's all unethical, callous jest.

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    Hell no. That's Oberyn Martell.

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    I probably could.

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    I'd knock him out in less than a minute. That guys a chump.
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    Hell no. That's Oberyn Martell.
    Indeed, I am not sure I could take him, but I would move Mountains to try to squish him.

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    Just remember this guy has never lost/won a fight. Do you dare it?

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    Maybe, He has a square jaw, though in my experiences with fights people with square jaws tend to drop a lot faster with a hook than other people.
    Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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    Does he have a gun? No? I win!

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    I'd totally kick his ass.
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    i'd totally kick his sorry ass too.

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    Seriously guys, why won't you take Jay seriously?

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    ^ I defeated Frank Horrigan and saved California. Your champ's a chump!
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    So many people overconfident. It's funny. In my experience they tend to drop the fastest
    Size rarely matters. Ability to receive a hit and continue is most important.

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    I'm a skinny nerd who hasn't thrown a punch since 6th grade.

    That said....yeah I could totally take that guy.
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    I don't even know who that is.

    And with that, I have no idea if I could 'take' him. I would certainly put up a good fight though. Granted, I don't just randomly start fights because I think I can win them.
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    I would be more interested in his martial arts experience, than in his size.
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    Well I don't fight just to fight. Reworded differently though if that guy was attacking someone I love I'd die trying to find out. That aside though a trained fighter be martial artist mma whatever are trained to use size against their opponent not fear it. Size is intimidation..but I fear skill will and determination....and weapons

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    Well I don't fight just to fight. Reworded differently though if that guy was attacking someone I love I'd die trying to find out. That aside though a trained fighter be martial artist mma whatever are trained to use size against their opponent not fear it. Size is intimidation..but I fear skill will and determination....and weapons

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