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    Mechagnome select20's Avatar
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    Saw this in a Steam Forums, had to share, cracked me up

    I'll copy paste the thread. I think it was meant to be a troll post, but I'm not sure. It is a person asking in the Watch Dogs forums asking if his PC can run the game on ultra settings. Here it is:

    Guys, can my PC run with on ULTRA?
    CPU: Intel Celeron E1200 1.6GHz Dual-Core Processor
    CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Eisberg 240L Prestige 60.2 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler
    Motherboard: Asus Sabertooth Z77 ATX LGA1155 Motherboard
    Memory: Mushkin 1GB (1 x 1GB) DDR-333 Memory
    Storage: Intel 910 Series Ramsdale 800GB PCI-E Solid State Disk
    Storage: Seagate Pulsar.2 800GB 2.5" Solid State Disk
    Video Card: Intel HD Graphics 2000
    Case: Silverstone TJ11B-W ATX Full Tower Case
    Power Supply: PC Power & Cooling 1200W ATX Power Supply
    Optical Drive: Archgon CB-5021-GB Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer
    Operating System: Microsoft Windows 3.1

    Its a few years old, but doing fine with facebook and minesweeper.


    After reading his last sentence, it's obvious he's trolling, but it was funny to me so I thought I would share.
    "A wise man fears and departs from evil, But a fool rages and is self-confident."

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    Err... Uhh... Unable to locate the funny here. Just a bunch of made-up PC parts? Yay.
    've is short for have. C/Sh/Would've or c/sh/would have. Not c/sh/would of.

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    My first reaction was... "The E1200 is a S775 CPU ... on a 1155 Board"
    Gaming: Dual Intel Pentium III Coppermine @ 1400mhz + Blue Orb | Asus CUV266-D | GeForce 2 Ti + ZF700-Cu | 1024mb Crucial PC-133 | Whistler Build 2267
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    Err... Uhh... Unable to locate the funny here. Just a bunch of made-up PC parts? Yay.
    Maybe me just imagining this if this guy was actually trying to keep this pc upgraded and added that 1200w power supply, while still maintaining 1gb of ram. Maybe it's time for my work day to end lol and I'm losing it.
    "A wise man fears and departs from evil, But a fool rages and is self-confident."

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    Quote Originally Posted by select20 View Post

    Operating System: Microsoft Windows 3.1
    Cute OS he got there.

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    He trying to play from his phone?
    Last edited by pacox; 2014-05-15 at 09:11 PM.

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    I wish I was like you, easily amused.

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    I also want a 800 GB SSD...
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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