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TacTican
Kindergarten - happy fun times, arts and crafts, or having stories read to you by the teacher. Lots of time in the playground. No homework. Basic reading skills (alphabet)
Elementary school - grades 1-5. Significant recess time. Arts and crafts, basic math, basic science, fundamental reading skills, basic national history, activity workbooks. Boys are dirty, girls have cooties. Teachers learn about the characters in Saturday morning cartoons by osmosis. As a student, you worship the other students in the grades above you. Team sports sponsored by the school (pee-wee baseball club FTW!). LOTS and LOTS of indoctrination (D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs, smoking is bad for you, do this-this-and-this in the event of fire/earthquake/tornado/alien invasion, etc). Very politically correct. Students get along with each other except for the odd bully here and there.
Middle school - grades 6-8. Where the eff did my nap time go? Puberty occurs, terrible thing for boys and girls to experience. Slightly more advanced math (geometry, pre-algebra, fractions). Multiple teachers instead of one teacher, and they get worse at drawing back wandering attention spans. Students become more cliqueish. Still politically correct. The girl that used to be an easy dodgeball strikeout is suddenly - whoa, I had no idea something with cooties could be so ... um ... attractive? Confusing primal urges in brain. Self-discipline suffers. Everyone tries to be "cool." More organized sports, less spontaneous group activities. World history, more in-depth social studies, English starts to suck because of having to learn all kinds of arcane rules and exceptions. Critical readings and book analysis. First science projects.
High school - grades 9-12. Congratulations, if you made it through grades 1-8 without becoming a myrmidon, we now call you gifted and move you to the advanced class. Puberty is over, boys and girls (slightly) more comfortable around each other now. Very, very clique-ish - friendship is almost dictated by common interest at this point. More after-school clubs and activities. Teachers can be less politically correct, while administrators are more so. Math suddenly becomes a lot more abstract (algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus). The general study of "science" is now broken down to biology, chemistry, and physics. World geography in grade 9, world history in grade 10, U.S. history in grade 11, (optionally) European history in grade 12. More esoteric subjects, like finance electives, psychology, or technical training. WTF we have to learn another language now, why couldn't this be done in elementary school?! Boys talk about cars, girls talk about boys. No more recess except during lunch break. Social acceptance is now at an all-time premium. Massive stress from standardized tests (SAT, ACT). Begging your teachers to write recommendations for you for college. English study turns more to literature and becomes fun again. A sense of relief that it's all over upon graduation. Yearbooks. Swearing that you'll never forget your high school friends. Stop talking to them a few weeks after graduating.