A statistics page of your life

[Aginrikr]

If you could have a statistics page of your entire life, similar to the one for your character in WoW, what are the things you would check out?

Some of the things I would've checked is how far I have walked, number of hours on the sea, the total length of hair I've grown, how many liters I've drunk of X beverage. Too many things!

Just a random thought I had today...

[Wewlad]

How much Coca-Cola and energy drinks I drank last year. I bet I drank 3x as much within that year than 6 others combined. I mean... Coca-Cola and energy drinks are crack for me.

[Deleted]

I'd definitely keep an eye on my 'Intellect' level and hope that it steadily goes up. I like to try and learn new stuff.

Number of times competently doing the deed and number of K.O.'s by alcohol would be amusing to keep track of too.

[anveena]

How many cups of coffee have I drank
How much time have I spent in front of a computer
How many insects have I killed
How many miles have I walked
How many swear words have I said
How many hours of music have I listened to
How many spiders have walked into my mouth while I was asleep

[Aginrikr]

How many spiders have walked into my mouth while I was asleep

Nooooo! I woke up once from one of those tiny body/long legged spiders walking on my face. /cries

[vizzle]

How many times I've considered doing something illegal.

[Hanto]

I know I WOULDN'T want to see how long I've spent in front of my PC. :| I already know my life is wasting away thanks to it, I don't need to be reassured lol.

I'd be curious to know how many times I've (successfully) completed homework for college without lifting a page of the book (using Google).

[Rustedsaint]

How many times I came close to death.
How much coke and other soft drinks i consumed.
How long would a wall made of my fecial matter be.

[Tokru]

How often I was right when I distrusted someone at first sight (which I tend to do quite regular).
How often I was right when I suspected someone lies although nearly everyone believed them (oh I have fun when watching news and political discussions in tv).
How often I predicted things right in regard to future events merely by logically analyzing the current situation (WoW related and other).
How often I was right when I predicted someones thoughts.

Of course all the above should also come with a percentage and not only the absolute numbers.


And because no one said (but thought ) it until now:

How much time I spent with sex and/or masturbation or thinking about it.

[LegendaryDude]

How many times i've died (^^)
Time spent with sex/eating/gaming

What i absolutely don't want to know is how many times i lied in my life^^

[Deleted]

How much time have I spent in front of a computer

i dont think i would want to know that, its far to many :\

[Morae]

There should be achievements list for real life.

"New achievement unlocked! You have spent at least one third of your life next to a computer!"

Next level is "half of your life".

Of course other things too like

"New achievement unlocked! You have gained Marriage!"
"New achievement unlocked! You succesfully had unprotected sex and did not acquire std!"

...

ok...I'm probably a bit tired.

[speehs]

-How many bad notes I've hit whilst playing music
-How many great/terrible ideas I've forgotten
-How many missed opportunities with women
-How many times I've coughed

[Aginrikr]

- Highest number of sneezes in row
- Meters of toilet paper used
- Total weight of navel lint
- Total number of hugs recieved!

[WaitingforMoP]

How many cigarettes smoked
How many gallons of soda drank
Duration of time spent listening to music
Pounds of feces excreted
Percentage of time spent sleeping
Percentage of time/hours spent playing video games
Percentage of days that I wore black
Most watched show
Most listened to song
Time spent driving
Time spent watching porn

[Anakso]

Time spent on a computer
Time spent outside (then I'd compare those two)
Time spent listening to music
How many times I've stubbed my toe
How many hours spent watching certain shows (Like family guy)
How many hours spent watching TV all together.

[Howard Moon]

Good thread!

How many liters I have peed in my life.

[Deleted]

Whats the biggest shit ive took.
And how many minutes it took me to come up with something to post in thread.

[lolvik]

Hmm

First of all, I'm sure all of us would've checked number of times masturbated. Hell, I know I would.

Other than that;
Number of cigarettes.
Litres of Pepsi Max.
Kilos of broccoli consumed.
Steps/Length walked.
MONEY SPENT.

To name a few.

[bekilrwale]

I would be interested to see how many words I have read, be them on a computer screen, a billboard, a book, etc. They don't need to be unique words, they can be repeats.