I have to say, I'm mildly interested in the topic at best, and those threads I've read out of sheer boredom reported gameplay of seven to five hours /played 1-60. I have no doubt in my mind that someone has done this (much) faster, and that I have missed those threads, and the screenshots supplied within. I inspected a friend, and this is what I saw.
Please tell me someone has been faster, or he'll be completely insufferable. You know the type.