Become a king or queen, lots of free money and you have to do jack shit for it.
Become a king or queen, lots of free money and you have to do jack shit for it.
Is this some kind of thread for people so keen to shirk work they will train for a job just so they can get paid to waste time... I don't even....
I'm finding my experience as a system admin quite the opposite. I start work at 9:AM and work solid until lunch break for 30 minutes, then work up until 5:00PM without having time to really just stop and do nothing without work piling up. I get plenty of those "My printer isn't working" calls as well as many different other calls. How big a place do you work in to get so much free time?
It's always been Wankershim!
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Security guard or fire department contract watch.
I got paid $11 an hour to play video games basically.
$10 an hour is better than most hourly jobs you'll find around here. I mean, it's not a lifelong career, but if you're a younger person working while they're going through college or whatever, $10 an hour with hours of time to study/do homework is better than the $7.50-8/h most places pay here. Servers can potentially make more money but their pay fluctuates on business at the restaurant and generosity of the customers. I've seen servers work a 10 hour shift and go home with $120(so more than they'd make as a night audit) but then the next day they work the same shift and go home with $70 or $80, so it kinda evens out.
The security at my dad's work have lots of free time, when it's night time they have to walk around the site and lock a few doors which takes about half an hour at most I think and then after that they sit in the gatehouse "monitoring" the cameras. Since it's a very rural location next to nothing ever goes on so they basically do what they want, don't see how that's work tbh, I'd do what I do at home and it'd be called work xD. They get paid around 18,000 a year which isn't too bad, if they get promoted they get over 20,000 also.
I'd quite like a job with downtime, not for the full 8 hours or w/e but a few hours would be cool I think, obviously I haven't had experience in a job like that so I can't say it first hand. Also depends on where you work since some are strict with things like that and have web filters to stop you going on anything good :/
you know I look at it like this. First off, I am not opposed to working. With that said they we spend way to much of our waking life at work. It is my life...not my employer's. Yes while i am at work I will work, but in my experience the jobs where i've had down time seem to leave me a much better state of mind when I am not there. nothing pisses me off more than a job where you get in trouble if you are idle. I hate busy work. If my work is caught up let me read a book. This isn't the bloody 19th century and I am not indentured.
I recently had a job like that. I hated it. Wake up go to work, come home, eat dinner, relax for two hours then go to bed. There is no life there...the only time to be ME was when i would try to cram life in on the weekend. Screw that.
Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!
I used to work at the helpdesk for a university. I generally had stuff going on, but most of the time it was imaging systems, resetting password, or installing software on systems. I played wow/watched movies 80% of the time I was at work, as long as I promptly helped people when they came in my boss didn't care what I did as I always got the stuff done that he asked.
On the same note, I now work as a Desktop Engineer for a private company, and although I do have some downtime when I can browse the web, I don't have time to play video games etc... But I now have a lot more responsibility and the pay reflects that.
Get a grip man! It's CHEESE!
Being a librarian has a quite bit of off time, besides the paperwork, keeping up with the books, tend to patrons, and keep the place clean, it has nothing to do.
Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. ~ Caboose
Car Salesmen. I work at a dealership that mostly specializes in used luxury cars (late model lexus's bmw's etc). We sit around and chat while waiting for a customer, one guy brings his laptop in and plays SWTOR until one rolls up. It's a pretty laid back job. Not too much work involved. You get to drive basically every car on the planet, before I took the job I had never driven a Mercedes, now I look at s550's like they're nothing. It's funny cause when a friend points at a M5 on the highway or something i'm sitting there like "i've driven em they aren't that great..."
Some dealerships will even let you get a demo car (if your good enough at your job) which means your pretty much driving one of the inventory cars until it sells and then you get something else. Great if you want to put your tahoe in the garage and drive around in a newer camry or accord to save on gas.
And no, we're not all crooks and liars. Im pretty straight up with my customers, always offer to print a carfax, don't try to hide anything, quick to tell a customer "you don't want that car" if i know its a piece of shit. Pretty much the worst thing that ever goes on anymore is something like a car will have a check engine light on, and you know its a o2 sensor or something that isn't a bad deal at all we might clear the code because its not serious, and when a customers in front of you their looking for any reason they can pick to not buy a car. Its not a crooked job like most people think, sure i've met a couple of stereotypical used car salesmen, but most of us are honest.
As for pay some dealerships will pay you a flat rate, some won't have a flat rate and will pay you like $200 for each car you sell, some will give you up to 30% commission on the profit on the car with a $200 minimum. Overall I love my job, not the best money i've ever made but it gets me by and it's laid back and i'm around the things i love. (and when tax season comes and everyone gets returns you can make a fortune )
Yup. Everything here is spot on.
As an IT worker I can definitely vouch for some of the strangest(?) passive-aggressive type behavior from users whenever things are not functioning well or when system performance is slow - whether the cause be due to the backend or otherwise.
Years ago when I worked as helpdesk at a law firm, we ran a Novell shop(good ol' days eh? Novell!), and IT budget was stretched tighter than a torture rack. We simply had to make do with the aging workstations. But oh boy I would get real gems like these:
"WHY IS THIS happening? Why is this so slow? You know, you are wasting MY time!" funny thing while the lawyer reamed me out, when he turned to give me a sideways look, he was grinning. I took that as, he's voicing his displeasure, but he doesn't really mean the harsh tone. He seemed almost shy too.
"You know, my SON works for blah blah company. He's the director of IT there...way better than you. I bet he makes more money than you too."
"you really aren't as good as you might think you are. I see no reason why you can't just speed up the system and not waste my time. oh by the way, I have a computer at home...I just have a quick question..."
I have a job as a door supervisor and I do security on the odd football/race days. Not sure what you need free time in but on football/race days I get paid to watch football, and watch horse racing. The door supervisor job isn't that hard either, sure you have to fight now and then but its pretty easy, and you get to talk to lots of women.