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    Is it wrong to wish to punt the Asura into oblivion?

    I honestly never harbored any ill sentiment towards Gnomes, I've loved them ever since Warcraft 2 and their quirky Gnomish Flying Machines.

    But the Asura...oh golly...field goals baby...field goals...

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    Meh, they're in the same category to me.

    Short and smarmy.

    But if they're nice enough to me, I usually don't care.

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    Only if you don't steal their cookies and eat it in front of them first.

    *Cue Mif*

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    No... not really.
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    This explains a lot.

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    Maybe the Charr can make some kind of industrial Asura thrower, like the cow launcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandpab View Post
    Maybe the Charr can make some kind of industrial Asura thrower, like the cow launcher.
    Agreed. I will get the designs ready.

    Needs to be something better than a catapult... too weak.
    Need something strong.

    Do you know by any chance if asura wear any magnetic apparel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    they have footballs for heads

    it would be wrong NOT to punt them imo

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    I'll treat them like the gnomes from Warcraft. If they aren't an ugly male (I don't think you can make an ugly female gnome), or not wearing plate, I won't wish them harm.

    Have you ever seen an ugly male gnome? Or a gnome warrior/DK wearing plate tanking for you? Makes me want to pick them up by their round heads and throw them like a heavy, non-aerodynamic baseball.

    So, yeah. I'll be much happier to see a cute adventurer/scholar Asura than an ugly Warrior Asura. Guardians usually look amazing for some reason though, so maybe I will allow Guardian Asurans so slide.

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    I like them, but i wont play one.

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    I think they fit into the GW universe very well. They may not be your race of choice but they are definitely extremely interesting in terms of lore and integration into the storylines in GW2. I for one look forward to playing as / with asura.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragnarokvr1 View Post
    I honestly never harbored any ill sentiment towards Gnomes, I've loved them ever since Warcraft 2 and their quirky Gnomish Flying Machines.

    But the Asura...oh golly...field goals baby...field goals...

    I really don't understand the Asura hate, and I'm a fan of the Sylvari. Really, I think the Norn are by far the worst.

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    Into oblivion? Perhaps a little. A 60yd field goal? Not at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creamy Flames View Post
    I really don't understand the Asura hate, and I'm a fan of the Sylvari. Really, I think the Norn are by far the worst.
    Even though the Asura did research on your race?

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    Yeah, Rhandric is right, as usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gandrake View Post
    they have footballs for heads

    it would be wrong NOT to punt them imo
    Amen brother.
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    We don't see those types of items much anymore. Its mainly +400 stam + 300 str +120 crit rating. Not +20 stamina chance on hit to apply elder's special bad touch to target if target is under the age of 10.

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    You either love them, or love to hate them.

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    The voice alone of the Asura in Black Citadel made me want to kick it off the side of the city.

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    You're all just jelly of the Asura's brilliance and cuteness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HavaanSoup View Post
    You're all just jelly of the Asura's brilliance and cuteness.
    ...no, no I'm not.

    :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragnarokvr1 View Post
    I honestly never harbored any ill sentiment towards Gnomes, I've loved them ever since Warcraft 2 and their quirky Gnomish Flying Machines.

    But the Asura...oh golly...field goals baby...field goals...
    Would you punt a Midget into oblivion.... would you? WOULD YOU? *Yes i'm looking at you!* LOL


    No i would not, because they are farking adorable

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    Its not and its perfectly normal. Dont worry.

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