(HEALTH) Help Diagnose Me!!!!

[Xl House lX]

-------------WARNING! CONTAINS SOMEWHAT GRAPHIC MATERIAL-------------

Ok, so the problem I am about to describe is EXTREMELY embarassing... and I want to confirm my suspicions before I go to the doctor. And yes, I do know I should probably go anyways if it is bothering me this badly, but please just help me diagnose it. For my peace of mind.

Background info:
20 years old
Male

Problem: So, stick with me here, its kinda nasty so if you have a really weak stomach stop reading. That being said, my butt is causing me some problems. Every time I have a bowel movement, my butt hurts really, really badly. And it stays hurt for about 5-15 minutes after a bowel movement and it leaks like this... almost yellowish malodorous kind of discharge.

What do you guys think is wrong with me? I googled the symptoms and I think its either an anal fissure or hemmoroids (cant figure out how to spell that right) .

Other information: There is no blood (as far as I can tell) in the stool, and the stool is not thin. (I mention that because some places say thin stool can be a sign of colon cancer.) Also, I do not have any kind of stomach pains or abdominal pains.

[Ynna]

Most of us aren't doctors. Go see one.

[Deleted]

I'm rather suspicious about the OPs motives since he added a poll.

[smelltheglove]

you have gonorrhea of the anus. there is no cure

[Deleted]

chill, you prolly shat so much its hurting mate.

[Deleted]

I would need to see pics, and there is no way I want to see them. Go see an MD, you will not get good medical advice here with just a description.

Also, famer giles should not change the colour of your waste, so unlikely to be them.

[Pendulous]

It's lupus (sorry, had to)

This is really inappropriate for this forum, both in overall "eww" factor, and the fact we don't tend to keep medical advice threads open. See a doctor, and don't trust what you read online.