My Warlock is so Powerful . . .

**Seezer** · 2012-09-21, 04:50 AM

My Warlock is so powerful that he's going to get massive amounts of QQ...And this will lead to the NERFHAMMA' Awwww yeeeahhhh bay-bay!

**Napalmsteak** · 2012-09-21, 07:19 AM

My warlock is so powerful that i /lol and /dance with any melee that decide to attack me, and /wave at all who stop dead in their tracks and run away.

204k hp self-buffed FTW

**Rotted** · 2012-09-21, 07:21 AM

My warlock is so Weak, she gets killed by shadow priests now

/cry

**TobiasX** · 2012-09-21, 07:36 AM

My warlock is so powerful that anyone summoned using his Ritual of Summoning appears fully raid buffed with a duration of 3 years.

**Shauni** · 2012-09-21, 07:52 AM

My warlock is so powerfull that when I summon my Infernal, I accidentally the raid.

**David Cavalheiro** · 2012-09-21, 08:15 AM

My warlock it's so powerful because he can use Eye of Kilrogg to spy naked girls.

**Piru** · 2012-09-21, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by silentk59

Your Warlock is so poweful it one hit me. =/

No really, I was a new 85 with 95k and he hit me for 97k with an instant free chaos bolt. =/

Instant? Free? I want that as well!

**Peng** · 2012-09-21, 11:51 AM

My Warlock is so powerful that her pet pwns tanks without a taunt.

**Luminoth4** · 2012-09-21, 12:08 PM

Your Destruction Warlocks are so powerful they crit me with their Chaos Bolts for 84K plus 21K overkill in full Cataclysmic gear. Also a nice Shadowburn for 28K with 51K overkill xD

**Elmi** · 2012-09-21, 12:12 PM

My Warlock is so powerful, the little skulls in his Shadow Bolts' animations were once Gnomes...each...
My Warlock is so powerful, he Soul Links the servers and if he dies, the servers crash.
My Warlock is so powerful, if he gets bored, he uses Seed of Corruption in Meta that shoots out Chaos Bolts when triggered.
My Warlock is so powerful, NPCs pay him income taxes.
My Warlock is so powerful, he invents new colors.

**xskarma** · 2012-09-21, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Elmi

My Warlock is so powerful, he invents new colors.

Hello Kitty pink?

**Elmi** · 2012-09-21, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by xskarma

Hello Kitty pink?

That one already exists but it's literally impossible (for me at least). Try to close your eyes and imagine a color you've never seen before

**xskarma** · 2012-09-21, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Elmi

That one already exists but it's literally impossible (for me at least). Try to close your eyes and imagine a color you've never seen before

Mhmm. I always tried to imagine what Octarine looked like, the special colour of Magic in the Terry Pratchett books. Turns out it's actually impossible.

Octarine The colour of magic on the Discworld, also referred to as the eighth colour. This fictional colour is strongly indicative of magic and can only be seen by wizards (who sometimes describe it as resembling a fluorescent greenish-yellow purple) and cats. As in conventional human colour vision, colour opponency prevents the perception of reddish-greenish or yellowish-bluish colours; it would therefore be impossible to perceive a colour as "greenish-yellow purple". If greenish-yellow and purple lights were shone together, a shade of grey would result; with pigments, the result would be brown.[4] The normal human visual system works by the presence of cones and rods in the eye; the ability of Discworld wizards to see octarine is explained by the additional presence of octagon cells.

**Brauhm** · 2012-09-21, 01:24 PM

My warlock is so weak that I drain life'd a critter and it dps'ed me down through my self healing and killed me.

Then sat on my face.

**CheeseSandwich** · 2012-09-21, 01:30 PM

My lock is so powerful, it was me in that tomb waiting for Gul'dan.

**Pallamouna** · 2012-09-21, 01:33 PM

My lock is so powerfull.Uses hack program for dmg

**Travex** · 2012-09-21, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Grubjuice

My Warlock is so powerful, i have seven soulstones and Hary potter is trying to destroy them all.

This made me lol so hard

**Grubjuice** · 2012-09-21, 02:11 PM

My Warlock is so powerful, my Wrathguard can dual wield polearms, thus breaking all the laws of WoW physics.
My Warlock is so powerful, my summoning portals shattered Draenor.
My Warlock is so powerful, Orcs turn green just standing next to me.

**irishdiablo** · 2012-09-21, 02:44 PM

My Warlock is so powerful...

He's climbin in yo window, snatchin yo people up. So you betta hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids.

**Niberion** · 2012-09-21, 02:49 PM

My warlock is so powerful he can solo dragonsoul hc on his own.
(Which I've actually done during beta with the sacrifice bug)

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