There is a significant body of evidence that indicates calorie-in calorie-out diets are not effective. Try reading one of Taubes' books; hell, even Atkins was on to something.
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And corn is one of the worst crops you can have, aside from potatoes.
EDIT: Tea, red wine, coffee with cream, and Mexican sodas are all good.