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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Gaga View Post
    Stop watching, My Little Pony.
    What are you telling My Little Pony to stop watching?

    Or did you really just poke fun at the OP's mistake and then turn around and make one yourself?

  2. #22
    Dreadlord BreathTaker's Avatar
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    "I'm watching you".

    Ppl who do not believe in any god - what drives your normal life?
    I feel i'd be killing people if i did not believe there's a slightest chance that i'd be puniched for that after life.
    Just because so many deserves it

  3. #23
    "you will die"
    c'thun style

  4. #24
    Don't blink, don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can imagine. Don't turn your head, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by BreathTaker View Post

    Ppl who do not believe in any god - what drives your normal life?
    Self gratification mostly. It's awesome, you should try living for yourself here and now, not for an imaginary after life.

  6. #26
    The Lightbringer Calzaeth's Avatar
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    Kopervik, Norway
    The cliche (but needed one): "Stop having your way of worshipping me affect other people. YOU make YOUR choice, THEY make THEIRS."

    The fun ones: "Of course you were an experiment!", "Here is how A Song of Ice and Fire ends: ", "First person to beat me in Mario Kart 64 is my next prophet!"
    If you add me on Steam, Skype or whatever program/client I share my info for, please write something to identify you in the "Dude/gal wants to join your club"-message. Just so I know that an actual human is on the other end :P

  7. #27
    This isn't real, wake up.
    He who sees his own doom can better avoid its path. He who sees the doom of others can deliver it.

  8. #28
    Bloodsail Admiral Haftepaff's Avatar
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    Find a hobby, so you can forget about me!

  9. #29
    Dreadlord Cadfuert's Avatar
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    In your Hard drive eating your files
    I know alllllllllllllllll your secrets, you disgust me.

  10. #30
    High Overlord AppleBobApple's Avatar
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    1 half of you are right, 1 half of you are wrong. Discuss.

    Man I'm evil

  11. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by unholytestament View Post
    ''God is dead.''
    And no one cares. If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasffion View Post
    And no one cares. If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.
    Nice NIN reference

  13. #33
    Stood in the Fire Saladin456's Avatar
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    Look behind you!

  14. #34
    Pandaren Monk vep's Avatar
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    I'd say: Grammar, bro. Capitalization is, for example, the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle Jack off the horse.

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    Fluffy Kitten Zao's Avatar
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    "I know what you did, and so does everyone else."

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Siggma View Post
    Jesus christ people get so up tight about spelling. if it bothers you so god damn much that there is a spelling mistake in a random post on the internet, then get off the bloody internet and go do something constructive.
    If it bothers you so much that random people on the internet correct your mistakes, heed your own advice.

    OT: I would say "Sup, y'all. God here. Just chillin'. Anybody ever get tired of stuff? Me too. Pass the blunt, George. Anyway, just wanted to say what's up. Catch some of you guys later! Peace."

    I realize that's more than one sentence, but hey...I'm God.

  17. #37
    I'm sorry I'm such a useless, condemning, self-righteous and sadistic asshole, so please tear down your houses of worship, cast down your holy men and forget I ever existed.

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Gaga View Post
    Stop watching My Little Pony. It distorts your views of reality and makes a pussy out of you.
    Pretty much this.

    Can't say calling yourself "Lord Gaga" makes you any manlier however, but that's beside the point.
    You cannot do that while stunned.
    You cannot do that while stunned.
    You cannot do that while stunned.
    You die.
    You are dead.

  19. #39
    Blademaster Socialwing's Avatar
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    Nov 2010
    I accually is dolan.
    "Dis hurt so bad. Like da time poop came out sideways." -Orc pup.

  20. #40
    This has spawned a lot of "there is no god" comments already, and seeing as ho religion is forbidden here, I see no way it will get better.

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