November 7th. The day after the election. What are your predictions for this day?
Riots in the street? Business as usual? Overwhelming calls of voter fraud by whichever side loses? Blaming the loss on Hurricane Sandy? A complete mental breakdown by Sean Hannity or Chris Matthews? Will Nate Silver be banished? A too close to call election that drags on into December?
I'm incredibly excited for November 7th, not only because it signals the end of a relentlessly annoying campaign, but the media coverage and public reaction is going to be fantastic.
I predict massive claims of voter fraud, more than we've ever seen before (hidden camera style exposes will be plentiful). I predict massive claims of voter intimidation at polling places. I predict conservative pundits to have a mental breakdown on air if Obama wins, or a mental orgasm on air if Romney wins. I'm also predicting a Romney victory through Ohio/Virginia/Colorado.
Get your predictions in now so you can tell everyone how smart you are come November 7th!!!