Originally Posted by
Chonar
When i first come to WoW, my control did cause me problems. In Soviet Russia i was strong player, my control i know is the best in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, "Chonarski you go to WoW, they make you rich like high warlord, take many woman as lover, kill many bear". My brother, he is very wise, is greatest toymaker in all of Russia.
So next day i wake up, sell my house, say goodbye to wife and children, and go to WoW to become pro. Then in WoW, I go to guild recruitment and they say to me "Chonarski, you are not for the job here, you are not the skills we need, your control is poor like child". I take that man and smash his table, i say "someday i will be greatest man in all of server, your children will wish me their father!".
That day my anger is best of me. It is then i know i must learn better control, so i buy book "control crowd in PVP it is for Dummies" by Mr.Woods. Now i am perfect control crowd! I write letter to Mikhail, he write back "Chonarski, your control is like a god, you will be pro soon! all of Petropavlovsk is proud for you! good luck brother! please send letter when you are gladiator or maybe even high warlord! Hahaha! also, your wife is killed by bear". So i say thanks to Mr.Woods for his book! When i am high warlord your family will be spared! Hahahaha! (is joke).