View Poll Results: Is it right?

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  • Yes, it sounds about right.

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  1. #521
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    Quote Originally Posted by StayTuned View Post
    What elders? The city has a mean age of 33, with over 50.000 students out of barely 200.000 citizens.

    Older people live outside of the city center. You will not find anyone who is older than 40 who lives in the center. Especially not kids.
    Well then it's a paradise, hopefully i get the chance to visit that town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haftepaff View Post
    Well then it's a paradise, hopefully i get the chance to visit that town.
    Come over, shoot me a PM and I'll show you the city. Not much to see, but if you are out for girls it's a paradise indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisho View Post
    Sounds about right to me really. It seems like porn sets unrealistic expectations, when reality is very far from that.
    This pretty much explains it all. I know its fun but I would encourage you guys not to watch porn for a while, it just strips your confidence and like he said sets unrealistic expectations. Now whomever your with, Im sure the occasional all nighter is fun, but its not the norm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agoonga View Post
    But I paid for the full hour!
    Lol too funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayTuned View Post
    Come over, shoot me a PM and I'll show you the city. Not much to see, but if you are out for girls it's a paradise indeed.
    Sure i'll do that, but unfortunately i don't think i can come over any time soon because i don't have a full time job yet.

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    The only people saying this thread is wrong are the ones pretending. I know from experience 15 mins pre game 15 ins game is fine. And also if done right you and your lady should arrive there fairly in sync but anything past that were like hey you know im done right. we get it done and get back to my wow and her fem shows

  7. #527
    Quote Originally Posted by Kerath View Post
    For the actual act of intercourse, I'd agree that sounds about right.
    Foreplay, building up the anticipation beforehand etc is what takes up the bulk of the time, in my experience.
    Aaaand that's why 7-13 minutes is about right. Any longer and we men are tired from all that pain-in-the-ass work we did beforehand to earn the title of gentleman. I hate that teasing crap. There is nothing at all romantic, to me, about not getting what you want when it's right in front of you. It's uncourteous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Original Goblite View Post
    Aaaand that's why 7-13 minutes is about right. Any longer and we men are tired from all that pain-in-the-ass work we did beforehand to earn the title of gentleman. I hate that teasing crap. There is nothing at all romantic, to me, about not getting what you want when it's right in front of you. It's uncourteous!
    Clearly, you've never been with a woman who plays back.

    A quick bang is about as much fun as riding one ride at a theme park and not buying any cotton candy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryuukon View Post
    Less penis waving in this thread please. You can say what you want, but we all know better. Quit trying to be a porn star and be honest for once.
    There is no place for honesty on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    It most be very awkward for your partner or you when someone falls asleep in the act. =p
    I've fallen asleep while making out with a girl before. That was embarrassing.
    She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
    She was the best damned woman that I ever seen
    She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
    And knocking me out with those American thighs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    I've fallen asleep while making out with a girl before. That was embarrassing.
    I once fell asleep literally seconds after receiving oral relations and woke up a few hours later to printed picture taped to my chest of me laying there. She was a bit ticked off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Original Goblite View Post
    Aaaand that's why 7-13 minutes is about right. Any longer and we men are tired from all that pain-in-the-ass work we did beforehand to earn the title of gentleman. I hate that teasing crap. There is nothing at all romantic, to me, about not getting what you want when it's right in front of you. It's uncourteous!
    Teasing crap? The foreplay?

    ---------- Post added 2012-11-14 at 11:54 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Aeluron View Post
    Why would one do that anyways >.>
    They can either be great or a total disaster or anything inbetween. It's mostly for satisfying a need for sex.
    Close your eyes and smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    Clearly, you've never been with a woman who plays back.

    A quick bang is about as much fun as riding one ride at a theme park and not buying any cotton candy funnel cakes.
    Fixed that for you. But, hey, one ride is fine as long as it was a good ride, man.
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  14. #534
    Quote Originally Posted by Clockworks View Post
    Reading this topic made me a little disapointed in myself... well how stupid i feel atm for being a loser that have put work above everything, have zero social skills and suck at partying! Also i am always seen as a weirdo by most girls untill they get to know me, and the only ones that get to know me is my pals gf's!

    Im the kind a dude that whatever time i make a phone call in the weekends i always happen to interupt some of my friends sex time, doh!
    Soon 27 and single, think i gona give E dates a 12th try...
    Not sure if serious, but my last two partners I've met via the internet and it's a great way to meet people you will have more in common with, instead of just someone down the pub or a club (where in my experience always ends in fail for me personally).

    If you have some of your mates female friends and you get on well with them, see if they have some friends that you would get on with, and interact with them perhaps a bit more?

    Also, the most important thing - be yourself, and don't try to be something your not. If they don't like it, or try and change you, then they are not for you and should move on!

    ---------- Post added 2012-11-15 at 12:44 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    You know, sometimes the journey is way better than the destination.
    Hell yes! And quite frankly making sure my lady is having a wild time is amazing for me, in fact I could tease her for ages and it just works for me too because she is having such a great time (my body pays for it afterwards though lol).

    The orgasm is great at the end, sure, but it isn't the only reason to get intimate.
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  15. #535
    Quote Originally Posted by The Original Goblite View Post
    Aaaand that's why 7-13 minutes is about right. Any longer and we men are tired from all that pain-in-the-ass work we did beforehand to earn the title of gentleman. I hate that teasing crap. There is nothing at all romantic, to me, about not getting what you want when it's right in front of you. It's uncourteous!
    I bet you get a lot of return customers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    I once fell asleep literally seconds after receiving oral relations and woke up a few hours later to printed picture taped to my chest of me laying there. She was a bit ticked off...
    Heh, that's kind of awesome.
    She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
    She was the best damned woman that I ever seen
    She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
    And knocking me out with those American thighs

  17. #537
    I would say this sounds about right. Back when i was younger and in the military i could go for a long time and quite a few times a day...but you had to to impress the girl lol. Now that im married, we just do what we gotta do to get each other off and roll over and fall asleep haha. 7-13 mins is perfectly fine now a days.

  18. #538
    I agree with that article. The actual act of penetration doesn't have to be a damn freakin' marathon. Really, idc if you don't last for hours. I'd prefer you don't, thank you very much.

  19. #539
    It always depends. 7 min in and out, yes it's right. But if you take a couple seconds to stop and kiss, it's more like 30 min.

    Actually, my gf always had an orgasm faster than me when I was doing the tornado. (you don't know the exact spot? all in)

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