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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    you did say you're not cheep. so now I'm done being nice to you.

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    I think I can live with you being ... naughty ... to me aswell.
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    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    Wass is like.. $5 hooker cheap, anyways.
    He also comes with standard genital warts and iconic fishnet tights!

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    This just made me flop over in my chair and I'm still giggling, well played
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Ew, Ely.
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    I'm off to bed. Goodnight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post




    Tis a cover, but, a very good cover.
    Aye. It be good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wass View Post
    This confirms it. Do you want me to be on top or bottom, foxxy?
    Whoah, new model hooker? Comes with two positions?!
    ERMAGHERD, LIMITED EDITION!

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    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Viva la vida! Fix you! Yellow!

    Yay Coldplay! \o/

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    *headbutts a bell repeatedly to the tune of viva la vida*

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    All this talk of hookers......my American eyes can't take it.
    Someone's jelly because he isn't as fetch as Wass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Look legit to me!
    Skills right there
    Quote Originally Posted by Wass View Post
    This confirms it. Do you want me to be on top or bottom, foxxy?
    Bottom, lawl
    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    Wass is like.. $5 hooker cheap, anyways.
    He also comes with standard genital warts and iconic fishnet tights!
    that's exactly how I like them. with caked on makeup too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    Whoah, new model hooker? Comes with two positions?!
    ERMAGHERD, LIMITED EDITION!
    Get them before they al run out. I guess I Can share wass with you but he must be returned clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    Whoah, new model hooker? Comes with two positions?!
    ERMAGHERD, LIMITED EDITION!
    I see your pun and I approve it but it wasn't as funny as the first one

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    I really like "Charlie Brown" aswell, Dyra.

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    Ermagherd so many discussions about my body here. One at a time!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    <3 Coldplay.

    Chris Martin does wonderful things for me. He's like a British Adam Levine. Nice to look at and a voice that makes you swoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    Someone's jelly because he isn't as fetch as Wass.
    Wass have a magnet?
    You will not be forgotten, Eleanor / Steam ID / DeviantArt page / YouTube / Twitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wass View Post
    I see your pun and I approve it but it wasn't as funny as the first one

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    I really like "Charlie Brown" aswell, Dyra.

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    Ermagherd so many discussions about my body here. One at a time!
    My funny never lasts for very long. It gets up there, goes bam! and then gradually diminishes. I should see a doctor about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightfury Treann View Post
    Wass have a magnet?
    In my pants. OH GOD I WENT THERE
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wass View Post
    I see your pun and I approve it but it wasn't as funny as the first one

    I really like "Charlie Brown" aswell, Dyra.
    Don't forget the sexy beard to twine your fingers into.

    Yeah Charlie Brown, Every Teardrop is a Waterfall, Paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    My funny never lasts for very long. It gets up there, goes bam! and then gradually diminishes. I should see a doctor about it.
    I think you can draw pretty good parallells to sex here. Think about it, it might be the cause of the problem!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightfury Treann View Post
    Wass have a magnet?
    I don't get it.

    + 17.

    Not sure if this is within time.. and phone posting so it's error to check.

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    Don't forget Princess of China with RiRi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Populaire View Post
    I don't get it.

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    Not sure if this is within time.. and phone posting so it's error to check.
    It's all good. I know that feel btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wass View Post
    I think you can draw pretty good parallells to sex here. Think about it, it might be the cause of the problem!
    I'm trying to be punny.

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