What do your local Pigeons do?

[Bigbazz]

They just shit everywhere.

[Nathane]

Here in Oregon we have pigeons that build their nests in the woods. At my dad's place they nest over by this waterfall hundreds of em

[Soxxy]

Pigeony stuff, sitting on roofs making hooting sounds, eating scraps, getting bullied off seagulls and magpies, pooping on the innocent...

In Glasgow central, the average pigeon has very few intact toes, many even have missing feet and have to hop everywhere. Poor wee guys don't realise they can't stand on the spikes above the signs in the station, it's brutal and sad. :<

[Deleted]

Only crows around my place, they are just flying around and making weird sounds.

[Deleted]

Whenever I'm going around the street and see breadcrumbs on the pavement I sit and wonder: what would a pigeon do? Now the obvious answer is eat them, but I also have to think at some more things, there's so many people walking around, so how can I eat the breadcrumbs without them stepping on me. The obvious answer is that for me to do that I need to get larger, like pigeons. Eat as much as I can then go and eat the breadcrumbs on the street. That said, being bigger, people can see me, plus if they trip me I'm bigger and it's more sure they won't flatten me but rather they'll fall on their nose. Stupid humans. When I'm bored of this I climb in trees or in buildings and shit on them. It takes lots of practice to target the humans and actually hit them. Precision, if you will, plus I'm doing it not even seeing the target since I don't have eyes on my back. Best is if I hit them in the head or on the back, since in the head it's hard to clean and on the back they sometimes miss it, which leads to some funny events for them when they pass people.

[Themius]

Speaking of Pigeon,

Pigeons I saw when I was in Japan.

Only have crows here really. They poop on you, and seagulls, they poop on you more.

That pigeon looks morbidly obese. I have seen fat pigeons but damn!

[Ethes]

When I lived in the Southern part of Rotterdam I used to have a whole colony of pigeons on my balcony! Terrible, for real! My balcony was one big pigeon dungheap!
At first I tried keeping them off and cleaning the place, but in order to keep it like that I had to clean the freaking place everyday.. Didn't really missed that when I moved!

[Decagon]

Pigeons don't exist here. All we have are seagulls, robins, crows, and magpies, they don't do anything really special except for magpies being awesome.

[LiiLoSNK]

Here in the great state of Puerto Rico, the pigeons are literally more "I don't give a F*ck" than most American cats. You can walk down the streets and accidentally step on a couple and they just walk it off like they don't give 2 bread crumbs about your or anyone around them. I've seen someone foot punt a pigeon at least 30 yards. It landed on a cigar rolling table, picked up a fresh cuban stogie, lit it up, and just puffed away as it hopped off the table and strutted back to his original location.

Deal with it.

[Deleted]

Here you can usualy see flocks of pidgeons flying around during the day and they are mostly found around bakeries and restaurants.

[Trassk]

Crap on anything and everything.

yeah pretty much this.

I walk to work, and theres a sea of white Pigeon crap on the path.

I look up in the mall at the skylight, and theres Pigeon crap over it.

I run for the bus, and see Pigeon crap over the station so need to jump it.

The only bird thats worse then Pigeons are Seagulls, because not only do Seagulls crap over everything by the coast, but these aggressive bastard fight you for your chips.

[smelltheglove]

carrier pigeons were excellent fliers. doves are related to pigeons as well (if you see a dove, look at its head)

we dont have pigeons out where im at... we have a lot of birds of prey

but yeah, pigeons and gulls are vermin imo

[Rakeer]

the last pigeon I saw around here (mid alberta) was in the airport. not like hanging outside the window. it was inside the airport.

[breadisfunny]

we dont have a lot of pigeons around here.

[Deleted]

They like to look at you in a funny way.

It's odd.

[breadisfunny]

They like to look at you in a funny way.

It's odd.

don't look now but they appear to be plotting something.

[starlord]

forget pidgeons, grackles have attempted to steal pizza i was eating before.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Grackle#_

[Themius]

forget pidgeons, grackles have attempted to steal pizza i was eating before.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Grackle#_

What!!! That's brave lol. Pigeons are just LAZZZY but not brave.

[smelltheglove]

What!!! That's brave lol. Pigeons are just LAZZZY but not brave.

grackles are clever as hell too, and very opportunistic. ive never considered pigeons to be "clever" myself

[-Zait-]

Not really a lot of pigeons by me, mostly just fat crows and ravens.