1. Climate change isn't occurring.
2. The people who say it is occurring are only in it for the money.
3. Even if it really is occurring, it’s not our fault.
4. Anyway, there's nothing we can do about it.
5. If it is occurring, and it is our fault, and there is something we can do about it, doing so would wreck our economy.
6. In fact that’s the point of all this so-called climate science, it’s actually a liberal plot to destroy America! Damn those omnipotent liberals!
7. Al Gore said he invented the internet; therefore climate change is not real. Q.E.D.
8. We need to study this subject more before we take any action.
9. Hey, it’ll be a good thing! Yeah, that’s the ticket….
10. Remember: it’s controversial!!!