News flash, the cops generally cant do their job until AFTER the crime has been committed, as they are under no obligation to defend you proactively. You can be a victim, I prefer to not be one. I can be invited to go hunting tomorrow and get a license tomorrow for a type of animal I do not have a proper firearm for (it has happened to me).
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Your attempts to be funny and edgy are really poor.