View Poll Results: Do you like cuddling?

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  • Yes. (I'm a man)

    886 79.68%
  • Yes. (I'm a woman)

    112 10.07%
  • No. (I'm a man)

    91 8.18%
  • No. (I'm a woman)

    23 2.07%
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  1. #421
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Just glomp your boyfriend when he gets home. That'll teach him for leaving.
    What does glomp mean?

  2. #422
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    What does glomp mean?
    You basically attack / tackle him...with a hug.

    Here's some instructions. Remember, your target is the spinal column.
    Last edited by Rukentuts; 2013-01-10 at 12:05 AM.

  3. #423
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I actually did not know those were dachshunds. Dachshund puppies are best puppies!


    /cracksup



    That's no game. It's srs bzns!
    lies we all know poodles are the best.

  4. #424
    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    You basically attack / tackle him...with a hug.
    Thats about the equivalent to a fly bumping into your arm in her case!

  5. #425
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Thats about the equivalent to a fly bumping into your arm in her case!
    I added some instructions to make it clearer to her. It's basically an affectionate assault.

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    no i hate it, its annoying and i would rather be sleeping

  7. #427
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    What does glomp mean?
    It's what Rukentuts does to pin his victims girl friends down for surprise sex!


    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    lies we all know poodles are the best.
    Poodles look too snobby for cuddling
    Dachshunds, labradors and golden retriever puppies look the cutest and most cuddly imho

  8. #428
    Sure I like cuddling....if I had someone to cuddle with......

  9. #429
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It's what Rukentuts does to pin his victims girl friends down for surprise sex!
    As long as he remembers that if theyre not fighting back and screaming its consent


    Dachshunds, labradors and golden retriever puppies look the cutest and most cuddly imho
    Alsatians! Theyre so fluffy its unreal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It's what Rukentuts does to pin his victims girl friends down for surprise sex!



    Poodles look too snobby for cuddling
    Dachshunds, labradors and golden retriever puppies look the cutest and most cuddly imho
    i like to cuddle with my dog from time to time....i dont think he likes it though. wait that just sounds wrong.

  11. #431
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    It's what Rukentuts does to pin his victims girl friends down for surprise sex!
    I have victims now? I thought I just cuddled my wiener?

  12. #432
    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    i like to cuddle with my dog from time to time....i dont think he likes it though. wait that just sounds wrong.
    Mine doesn't like it either. I always assumed it's because he's afraid of height so it scares him =/
    Also you are very wrong!

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    As long as he remembers that if theyre not fighting back and screaming its consent
    And if it's too dark for them to tell he's not actually their boyfriend. That's an very important step, can't forget that!

  13. #433
    My dog loves to cuddle, he always wants to be in your lap.

    The only issue is he is a German Shepard.

  14. #434
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    I added some instructions to make it clearer to her. It's basically an affectionate assault.
    It seems awfully violent judging from the instruction picture.

  15. #435
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    It seems awfully violent judging from the instruction picture.
    Dont worry, at your size there will be no harm done.

  16. #436
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    It seems awfully violent judging from the instruction picture.
    You'll love it. He won't. Depending on the damage you do to his spine he may decide to hunt me down for giving you the idea.

  17. #437
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    My dog loves to cuddle, he always wants to be in your lap.

    The only issue is he is a German Shepard.
    rolf, just image getting glomped by that. Big dogs like it more I think. I had a golden retriever and she loved getting picked up and carried around. But I have no upper body strength to do it for long =/

    I don't dare cuddle German Shepards though, always afraid they'll bite my head off.

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    Ugh, this evil cuddling thread is still going on?!

  19. #439
    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    You'll love it. He won't. Depending on the damage you do to his spine he may decide to hunt me down for giving you the idea.
    Don't worry, if it's too severe he can't hunt you down. If it isn't severe enough he won't be motivated to try. Win-win, you're safe either way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Mine doesn't like it either. I always assumed it's because he's afraid of height so it scares him =/
    Also you are very wrong!


    And if it's too dark for them to tell he's not actually their boyfriend. That's an very important step, can't forget that!
    i think its because my poodle is old and cranky.

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