I prefer to take a square of TP after and soak the last drop.
I occasionally sit when my aim may be in doubt. Mostly in the morning, when wood persists.
I consider this post ordinary and even boring. I consider society's tendency to "omg lol" as out of control. We're not going extinct because of nuclear weapons or a ruined climate, not when grown adults are too pathetic to handle a baby's diaper like... well, grown adults.