View Poll Results: Men sitting on the toilet and wiping after

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  • I already sit

    110 19.00%
  • I already wipe

    82 14.16%
  • I do both, its quite normal.

    157 27.12%
  • No, Both sound ridiculous

    230 39.72%
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  1. #481
    I prefer to take a square of TP after and soak the last drop.

    I occasionally sit when my aim may be in doubt. Mostly in the morning, when wood persists.

    I consider this post ordinary and even boring. I consider society's tendency to "omg lol" as out of control. We're not going extinct because of nuclear weapons or a ruined climate, not when grown adults are too pathetic to handle a baby's diaper like... well, grown adults.
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    It looks funny. Ever got it stuck?

  2. #482
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giants41 View Post
    Wiping? After you piss? I'd never do that.
    I'll just go all Kyle Broflovski and say gross! How can you not wipe yourself afterwards? That's just so gross!
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  3. #483
    Quote Originally Posted by Lotharfox View Post
    I was once talking a woman who was complaining about her husband getting pee on the floor. I said, "when you're not firing from point blank, you're bound to miss." She came back with the best response. She said, "I could stand and piss all over the bathroom too, but I choose to sit." So from her point of view, it doesn't matter where the urethra is, you can stand or sit, your choice, but sitting is the cleaner way.
    Can't argue with logic.

    I'd rather just wipe up the floor once a week then sit down.
    Eew... Once a WEEK? And just "wipe up"?!

    My ten year old son sits to pee, his mom trained him in this. My four year old son doesn't sit. He'll piss on your leg if it's more convenient the toilet. That kid I trained.
    And yet somehow, you sound proud...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowt View Post
    Both sitting and 'wiping' is the more hygienic.
    I'm not convinced there are any hygene problems. Urine is pretty sterile.
    That doesn't mean we don't have the irrational "eeew" emotions about it, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by draykorinee View Post
    Sit down peeing is particularly beneficial in the morning when you have a tent pitched otherwise waiting for it to go down when you're bursting is a nightmare.
    What, you don't do a handstand like the rest of us REAL manly, masculine, alpha-male bush men?
    (sorry, I meant "butch"... I think.)
    Last edited by LazyJones; 2013-01-04 at 09:23 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miko View Post
    How do you sit down and piss when you have a hard on?
    I guess Im just not endowed enough to find it too much of a problem :P Just pop as far back as possible and force it in the toilet, its uncomfortable but not as much as waiting for it to go down.

  5. #485
    The results of this poll are blowing my mind.

  6. #486
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenbrew View Post
    Plus its his toilet. He clearly marked his territory.
    I LOL'ed so hard!!!

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    What's wrong with wiping? Cool shit when your pants smell like shit when you put the dick back in your pants 2 secs after peeing. It will still drop urine enough to make your pants smell.

  8. #488
    Quote Originally Posted by LazyJones View Post
    Can't argue with logic.


    Eew... Once a WEEK? And just "wipe up"?!


    And yet somehow, you sound proud...

    ---------- Post added 2013-01-04 at 10:16 PM ----------



    I'm not convinced there are any hygene problems. Urine is pretty sterile.
    That doesn't mean we don't have the irrational "eeew" emotions about it, of course.

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    What, you don't do a handstand like the rest of us REAL manly, masculine, alpha-male bush men?
    (sorry, I meant "butch"... I think.)
    Urine is pretty sterile indeed, but the moment it's out of your body in most circumstances it won't be sterile anymore, and the moment it's not sterile anymore it will start to smell, like in your underwear.
    If you have any doubts, I challenge you to not wipe up the last bit or drup, and to not do that for an entire day.
    At the end of the day smell your own undies and if you can bend that far, smell your own penis.
    'Old stinky pee is what this smell reminds me off.'
    And what kinda worries me the most is that most men don't even seem to notice that they smell bad down there, or they do notice but don't care as there sure are a lot of men in this poll that are not wiping up.
    I am 'blessed' with very good senses when it comes to smelling, it's very nice when it comes to apple pie and stuff, but I swear you won't see me sitting next to your typical bachelor gaming guy, on a bus or something, cause the smell of old pee is very strong.
    Now I know there are gamers that are nice and tidy, not saying all are the same.
    But seeing this poll, I can only think: eeeeuw

  9. #489
    Sitting down... Really? Maybe they don't teach this anymore but I learned to "shake" after taking a piss. Seems to work just fine and I haven't had any complaints yet!

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