It's... hard to summarize. I mean you can just assume some girl you meet in class probably ain't gonna be really into the whole loads in the face thing and buttpirating, especially on the first date. It's more like... I dunno, sex usually isn't that freaking loud or aggressive for most couples. Hell, even the couples that get into that kind of thing probably aren't that way all the time.
Not gonna lie, that's something you should never tell a guy unless you're COMPLETELY sure he won't take it the wrong way. As stupid as it seems, most guys are pretty sensitive about that size of their anatomy, especially when it's a girl (or a guy if they swing the other way, I guess) making fun of it.
How could you not take it the wrong way?
"I'm disappointed in the size of your organ because I watch too much porn."
Talk has been rather very constructive since the beginning, and even better at the end, but this is starting going places, as in, pedophialia stuff and the sexuality talk is starting to go over the edge now.
A simple warning won't do much, so I'd just rather close this now. Sorry!
But thank you for participating this in a positive way.