I'm going to take a page out of Billy Madison for this. I know now that the OP was joking, but jokes are meant to be funny not infuriatingly retarded. What you have just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational or funny thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.