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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post

    Also I'd pimp you out but I don't want guys suing me 24/7.
    Spoiled goods?

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    I'm far more confused by why people like kids. I've never been in a single setting where I thought, "this is pretty nice, but it'd be better if there were kids".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    What if you love a grocer?!
    That's a different kind of "love" to what I had in mind

    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Also I'd pimp you out but I don't want guys suing me 24/7.
    Well it's your fault if you hadn't given me adequate job training :<

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Well it's your fault if you hadn't given me adequate job training :<
    If you wanna go down that route I guess thats fine with me...just dont call child services kk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    If you wanna go down that route I guess thats fine with me...just dont call child services kk?
    Don't worry, apparently in "50 years" pedophila will be just as accepted as homosexuality. That is of course if I believe everything I read in threads on Gen-OT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Don't worry, apparently in "50 years" pedophila will be just as accepted as homosexuality. That is of course if I believe everything I read in threads on Gen-OT.
    Also I learnt that if she doesnt fight back its not rape....wheres that duct tape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Also I learnt that if she doesnt fight back its not rape....wheres that duct tape.
    She just needs to say yes. So hide it in the fine print and make her sign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    That's a different kind of "love" to what I had in mind
    What if you bang a grocer? lol

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    Screw weapon control at the airport as long as kids are allowed ón planes. They are loud, kick my back the times i sit in a row in front of one, and so on.
    Hand out sleeping medication to kids who cant keep their mouths shut in public space.

    For All i know kids annoy mé in every possible aspect of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    What if you bang a grocer? lol
    She wants to bag a grocer.

    Paper or plastic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    She wants to bag a grocer.

    Paper or plastic?
    Double bag for DP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Double bag for DP.
    Two whole bags of Dr Pepper? Dude you must really love that drink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Two whole bags of Dr Pepper? Dude you must really love that drink!
    DP, one for each hand ... Yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Two whole bags of Dr Pepper? Dude you must really love that drink!
    Uh oh, my bag tore. Shitty plastic.

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    Most parents are horrid and their children are a direct reflection of this. Children aren't bad as a general rule.

    Most of life is geared towards adults. Like most of MMOs are geared toward max level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Uh oh, my bag tore. Shitty plastic.
    I hate it when it tears like that and then its just spraying all over the place.

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    Kids are a manifestation of everything they have learned and have come to know. If something is on their mind, no doubt they will say it. This and other things make not liking someone else's kids really easy. For example, my brother's girlfriend's kids said out loud to each other, "I think he's to fat to swim!" even though I was in the pool doing laps, they took the prejudice of their parents, teachers, and peers and reflected it back onto me.

    They don't mean what they say or do sometimes, but it's the fact they still don't know right from wrong entirely that makes it so frustrating. You can't get mad at them cause they don't know better, and even if they did, they're kids, you can't do shit to them.

    Its like one time my bro was dating a different girl that had kids and the kid pulled my Macbook Pro off the counter (mind you this thing is brand spanking new) by the charger while my iPhone 4S was on top of it, and almost caused over $2000 in property damage cause he felt like pulling on shit. Nothing was broken, but at the time I was ready to kill. Had he been my age I would've let loose.
    Call me House.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Uh oh, my bag tore. Shitty plastic.
    Plan B for accidental DP tearing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I hate it when it tears like that and then its just spraying all over the place.
    This is what happens when bags tear. Cans fall and leak all over the place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    This is what happens when bags tear. Cans fall and leak all over the place.
    And this is why no one likes kids, they force you to buy stuff that breaks the bag and then makes a huge mess.

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