My girlfriend said I could go to a strip club?

[Deleted]

Your girlfriend sounds level-headed and reasonable.

[Ihazcakeforu]

Why the hell would you go to a titty bar?

That's an activity I never understood.

Because there are boobs there?
Its like watching porn, but in real life!!

[Destruktion]

Next time, say you're going to a titty bar, then disappear for like 10 minutes and come back with flowers or some nice little surprise for her like that. You'll have more titties than you can carry.

[Ayla]

Because there are boobs there?
Its like watching porn, but in real life!!

Its probably more like "Why should I go get all excited if I can't actually do anything"

I wouldnt mind if my bf went, as long as he didnt pay any college tuitions/made it habit/payed attention to me afterwards

[Reg]

Next time, say you're going to a titty bar, then disappear for like 10 minutes and come back with flowers or some nice little surprise for her like that. You'll have more titties than you can carry.

More than I can carry?! Can I make multiple trips?!

[Needonboots]

So some of my bros asked me if I wanted to go to a titty bar. Thinking I was a genius, I said no and told me girlfriend "i declined a titty bar invitation" expecting to get tons of praise.


She then said "I wouldnt care if you went to a titty bar as long as you dont get lap danced or make physical contact."


"it's just something guys do, like poker night"



Whoa, does this seem a little odd to you guys? Is this a trap? Is she being reasonable?

Should i be concerned she's so lenient about me going to a titty bar?

It depends how old you are, and how much of a bitch she is. I've been with mates plenty of times over the years and the different girlfriends I had at the time, one was a little disapproving but otherwise let it go, and the rest were fine with it. One of my GFs came with me and my mates (and their GFs) once. Honestly titty bars aren't anything special. Some women dance on stage, you pay triple for drinks, and that's about it if you're not interested in lap dances or private dances.

[Asphyxiate9]

I've been put in a situation like that before though the reason was something else and it turned out to be a trap

[Liagala]

Whoa, does this seem a little odd to you guys? Is this a trap? Is she being reasonable?

Should i be concerned she's so lenient about me going to a titty bar?

It means you're dating a woman who is confident in herself and your relationship with her. Take her at her word - go out, enjoy the view, and have a wonderful time. Then come home and appreciate your wonderful girlfriend for not freaking out over something that truly isn't a big deal anyway.

[-Skye]

IT'S A TRAP



Honestly don't do it. It may seem worth it now but it really isn't. Either that or she's a very rare woman, I wouldn't take the chance though

[Harry Botter]

Your girlfriend sounds level-headed and reasonable.

And when dealing with a female one of two things are about to happen. 1) She is looking for a reason to cause you serious bodily harm or cut "things" off or 2) You are about to find out she has been cheating on you with a large Caribbean guy named Xavier with a dick so big he can swing it around like a jump rope.

[Coombs]

When a chick says it's okay to go to a titty bar, it really means that she is saying "I don't think you've got enough game/money to fuck a stripper". You should do your best to prove her wrong.

[Destruktion]

More than I can carry?! Can I make multiple trips?!

Of course you can, they're your titties after all!

[golds]

When a chick says it's okay to go to a titty bar, it really means that she is saying "I don't think you've got enough game/money to fuck a stripper". You should do your best to prove her wrong.

She said no physical contact

[Coombs]

She said no physical contact

Which means a really expensive tease by single moms paying their way through dental assistant school. They keep telling everyone how they are doing it to improve their lives, but deep down they know the truth. Your girlfriend is either rational (hardly likely), it's a trap, or she may say she's okay with it only to bitch at you in the end. You should go with your Bro's and have a good time while not paying the strippers shit, and not tell your gf unless she asks.

[Deafknight]

Well that depends on if you would have a problem with her going to a strip club ladies night

[Liagala]

Seriously, go out. Have a good time. She told you where her line is - don't cross it, but don't stay 15 miles back because you're afraid she doesn't mean what she said. She told you to go, go. As a woman who has told boyfriends in the past to go out to strip clubs if they wanted to (and privately wondered why I was supposed to be upset about it), I can tell you that we do exist. It's not a game or a trap or anything dumb.

On the very tiny chance that I'm wrong and she said it and didn't mean it... that's her own damn fault. Next time, she'll know that she ought to be honest about her feelings.

[raechuul]

When a chick says it's okay to go to a titty bar, it really means that she is saying "I don't think you've got enough game/money to fuck a stripper". You should do your best to prove her wrong.

Honestly, who actually goes to a strip club and then goes home with one of the girls? Is that a common thing? I've heard most of the girls are either lesbian therefore not interested, or are straight but would still tell you to eff off.

It depends on your relationship and both of you, honestly. I think strip clubs are dumb, personally, because you sit there and get turned on just to blue ball and go home. I would be bothered if my boyfriend went, since he has said before that he doesn't even think the idea is very exciting, and he's never been a guy that sits around ogling girls much anyway. I would be perfectly happy however if he asked me for a lap dance or to "serve him beer topless" as someone said.
On the other hand, I don't care if he watches porn at all, because it's not a real life interaction between two people, it's just an erotic movie. He can get from it what he wants.

That said, if your girl has been chill with other stuff that's similar, go for it. But please respect her wishes for the no physical contact part. I don't know how tough that will be, but going back on something like that and her possibly finding out later can start trust issues.

(and before the "oh you're a controlling bitch" posts, I wouldn't create "traps" for my boyfriend in the first place. He knows I'd rather him not go to a strip club, and he is free to leave me whenever he wants, as I am free to leave him.)

[Rotted]

Just don't encourage her to go to a 'dickie bar' .. seen some videos and apparently ladies will do oral sex on random strippers. Pretty gross.

Every Male on this website knows where youve been

Tbh sounds strange, but I know two couples that go to a strip joint together for a few drinks, seems weird to me, I probably wouldn't go though, to me strip joints are a place for single male bonding

[Seranthor]

So some of my bros asked me if I wanted to go to a titty bar. Thinking I was a genius, I said no and told me girlfriend "i declined a titty bar invitation" expecting to get tons of praise.


She then said "I wouldnt care if you went to a titty bar as long as you dont get lap danced or make physical contact."


"it's just something guys do, like poker night"



Whoa, does this seem a little odd to you guys? Is this a trap? Is she being reasonable?

Should i be concerned she's so lenient about me going to a titty bar?

Dont know for certain if its a trap... looks like one... however, it might not be... but, when in doubt about an action, take the safe route and dont do it.

[Deleted]

And when dealing with a female one of two things are about to happen. 1) She is looking for a reason to cause you serious bodily harm or cut "things" off or 2) You are about to find out she has been cheating on you with a large Caribbean guy named Xavier with a dick so big he can swing it around like a jump rope.

haha! Brilliant. He's called "Winston" over here, his mate "Leeroy" often also pops over to look after 'er indoors' whilst we're away on deployment. Good lads.. Dunno what we'd do without them!