Mine tend to be really silent ofcourse I seem to only need to do it when hardly anyone is around, though when I on the toilet I don't really care :P
If I'm at home I'll just lean over and blow one out. If I'm in public I'll try to walk around a corner or something and let it out in small puffs.
It's just bad manners. Yeah, we all do it, but shouldn't do it in public and around other people we don't spend all damn day with (ie, family). If you're in public, and can't get to a restroom, be as discreet about it as possible, and do it somewhere AWAY from the crowd.
I love having reallly really smellllly farts among friends so that they start gagging
Thank you for reminding me of something that happened at my last job. There are a lot of walkie-talkies for supervisors/lead hands/etc to keep in contact with each other around the building. I had regular access to these radios. You can probably guess where I'm going with this.
I dont like the farts that make your pants wet but other than those ones yeah its great to release that pressure.
I fart in bed, and every time I do it, my girlfriend hits me.
It doesn't stop me. She hits like a girl.
XD That's terrible.
On topic, I try to be as discreet as possible all the time. Not even my own husband has heard me let one rip. It's just polite to wait until you're alone and can suffer with your stench in silence. As luck would have it, mine are typically rare and silent anyway.
Edit: Oh, the cats, however, like to wait until we're holding them. It's like a stealth attack.
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Discreet about it and usually go out to do it, see no reason to make other people breath my farts :P
On the other hand, i have very low flatulence, if i fart once a day is already odd for me, most of the times can go days without.
I'm pretty much the same. Although I only fart normally around close family (parents and siblings). At a bar or other loud/crowded place, I tend to let out little puffs while getting a drink/going to the toilet (I'm long gone by the time people can smell it). That's also what I do at the gym, I've learned the hard way that it's better to not try and hold it in when lifting weights.
This. Except around my friends (of any gender) I usually try to silence, but around my boyfriend I don't try to hide it at all. If I'm out at a bar or party, I sometimes silence or sometimes just don't care. It depends if there's people near me, if the music is loud, etc.
I'm female btw.
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I try to avoid farting outside of a restroom. I'm a sissy
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