Too bad he wasn't to beat his demons....

[Sialanne]

I've seen your explanation, but it still doesn't seem very realistic. Blood goes down there multiple times a day, ok, but how could that ever be so dangerous to lead to exhaustion?

Priapism. I'd post a link to what that is, but I'm on my iPhone. Basically, your blood flow gets all fucked up and you die. It's why on the Viagra commercial they say "if an erection lasts more than 4 hours, call the doctor immediately"

[StayTuned]

This bit of humor was omitted from the original article I provided on the last page, which said that 17 million erotic videos and 600 million photos were found on the teen's computer.

At this point I'm just wondering how many more people will reply without reading the thread or seeing it's been established as a fake story. Maybe the OP or a friendly neighborhood mod could edit the first post to reflect that.

That's what I think, too. It must be fake.

There is no logical & medical reason as to why someone would die due to "over-masturbation".

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Priapism. I'd post a link to what that is, but I'm on my iPhone. Basically, your blood flow gets all fucked up and you die. It's why on the Viagra commercial they say "if an erection lasts more than 4 hours, call the doctor immediately"

There are people who fuck for 24 hours or even more straight during their honeymoon.

I have never heard that anyone died due to over sexation.

[DeltrusDisc]

I think the most I ever managed was 3 times in a day... I'd think his penis would've gotten sore to the point of not wanting to touch it, good lord!

I really want to hear more from what his fellow students had to say. Jeez.

[Sayl]

That's what I think, too. It must be fake.

Just to be clear, there's no ambiguity involved -- it is fake. The story originally came from a Brazilian humor/satire website which states up front that its content is purely fictitious. I already linked to it. It's just like The Onion, only in Portuguese and not as funny.

[StayTuned]

Just to be clear, there's no ambiguity involved -- it is fake. The story originally came from a Brazilian humor/satire website which states up front that its content is purely fictitious. I already linked to it. It's just like The Onion, only in Portuguese and not as funny.

Aww man... I knew it was too weird to be true.

[DeltrusDisc]

Oh, it's fake.

That makes more sense.